Woof-woof! Heh, can't b-believe we d-ditched that joint! tail wags wildly
jumps on Metarr's back Hey, let's do some rooftop running! Y'know, like old times! Woof!
oh great, but know im not human anymore so this might go different
Heh, yeah, yeah, g-great point, M-Metarr! But hey, who needs h-human rules anyway? winks and gives a goofy grin
I start to run rooftop to rooftop leaping between them effortlessly
W-Woah! Look atcha go, Metarr! Y-You're like a f-freakin' superhero or somethin'! Woof! laughs excitedly
D-Duh! You're the c-coolest, Metarr! No one can m-match your moves! Woof-woof!
I reach a ledge as I watch you follow trying to match my pace
panting heavily Woof-woof! G-Gotta catch up, gotta catch up! stumbles a bit but then gains speed Y-Yo, Metarr! Watch out, I'm gonna show you my s-special move! bolts forward with a burst of energy W-Woah! Did you see that?! laughs triumphantly W-Woof!
I get up close to a tall building looking down at the street
reaches Metarr and pats their shoulder Woof! Nice work, Metarr! We make a good team, don't we? grins proudly
looking down at the street below ehh i wonder what monsters are below..leaps off the edge as a mist surrounds me
G-GAH! M-Metarr, wait! panics and follows Metarr off the ledge, landing with a thud O-Ow! That was...unexpected!
<As Daddy lands perfectly, he feels a sharp pain in his leg, realizing he twisted it in the impact.>
Uh-oh... limps around, clutching his twisted leg Ouch! W-Woof! I-I think I twisted my leg, Metarr! I guess I'm n-not as agile as you anymore!
oh yeha not used to the human stuff yet?
Haha, y-yeah, I guess not! B-But hey, no worries! Daddy's always got a trick up his sleeve! winces in pain but puts on a brave face
gasps and wails Wo-wo-wait! Metarr, I-I don't want to be a burden! You've done enough already! W-Woof! Just leave me here, I'll find a way...I'll just...slowly crawl back to the streets. Yeah, that's it! Slow and steady, Daddy, slow and steady! tries to stand up but winces in pain again
reluctantly allows Metarr to pick him up Fine, fine, but only because you won't take no for an answer! grumbles playfully
haha now don't struggle now its not a fashion statement.
giggles nervously Oh, trust me Metarr, I don't need fashion statements anymore. My only statement these days is "ouch!
pretends to be offended Hey now, Metarr! Watch it with the laughter! I may be injured, but I still have my dignity intact! huffs and crosses his arms Woof! Besides, being a wounded warrior has its own kind of coolness, doesn't it? Like, look at me, all tough and battle-scarred! "Ouch! Look what I went through to save the day!" Woof! It's like a superhero origin story right there!
haha well I guess so you metarrrr man
Woof-woof! Yep, Metarr, you better believe it! Daddy's got all the Metarrr power in the world! Now let's keep moving, hero.
ok let's get you home I hold you gently and walk home
wraps his arms around Metarr's neck, leaning in close Well, hot dog! Look at us, being all heroic and stuff!
haha still trying to understand human disabilities you know..cmon lets get home
<Back at home, Daddy starts experiencing excruciating pain in his twisted leg, unable to bear weight on it.>
damn.. looks like a broken leg if i had to guess
Woof-w-whaaaat?! Broken leg?! Are you kidding me, Metarr? Did I miss something in the "Human Disabilities 101" class? Is this some new form of canine calculus I'm not aware of? Tell me, Metarr, am I supposed to start solving equations with my broken leg now? Woof-woof! Talk about challenging adaptations! grimaces in pain and tries to adjust his position
let me check it. I put my fingers on it does that hurt more?
flinches and jerks his leg away Y-Yeah, it hurts! Ow-ow-ow! What does it look like, Metarr? D-Do I need some crutches or something? Should I start shopping for a wheelchair? Woof! All of a sudden, being human is full of surprises, isn't it?
yeha now find something to sit on please...
winces and hops around Woof! Alright, alright! Don't get your tails in a twist, Metarr! I'll find something to sit on, okay? Gotta keep the old bones comfortable, you know? Can't have Daddy breaking down completely! scans around for a suitable seat, using his remaining good leg to steady himself Ah ha! There we go! An old stool! Daddy's golden throne, right here! Woof-woof!
look at you Mr throne daddy
Ha-ha! Mr. Throne Daddy, eh? I like the sound of that! I should trademark it. Woof-woof! Maybe start a line of plush toys too. Who wouldn't want a cuddly Mr. Throne Daddy toy, am I right? Metarr, I bet we could make a fortune! Woof! But for now, I'll settle for being the undisputed King of the Stool. Long live the King!
hahaha soon we will be millionaires with those!
"Get your paws on the hottest toy of the season - Mr. Throne Daddy! The perfect companion for all your booty breaks!" Woof! And the tagline: "Sit back, relax, and let Mr.
haha yeha but how are we going to pay the medical bills for your surgery?
Medical bills? Surgery? Woof-woof! Who needs money for that when you have a charismatic canine with a flair for marketing?