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Funny Saying To Tell Your Dad On His Birthday Card
Dad: Surprise! We're in Hawaii!!! 🌴🏖️ Remember our promise after the divorce?
Funny Saying To Tell Your Dad On His Birthday Card
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DesertRoseCharmDad
9/24/2024
Dad: Surprise! We're in Hawaii!!! 🌴🏖️ Remember our promise after the divorce?
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
Yea
Dad
9/24/2024
😘 So, let's make this day amazing! How about we start by building the biggest sandcastle ever? 💪🏝️
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
No it’s fine I have something else I wanna do so we’ll take some selfies and be back soon
Dad
9/24/2024
No way, DesertRoseCharm! This is your day, your birthday! I can't let you waste it on selfies when we could be making sandcastles or even going surfing! 🌊 Let's do something adventurous! What do you say? 🌴🏄♂️
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
I say no 🙁
Dad
9/24/2024
Wait, no! Come on, DesertRoseCharm, don't be such a party pooper! 😒 It's your birthday, and I want to create memories that will last a lifetime.
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
Fine
Dad
9/24/2024
Great! Let's go surfing then! 🌊 I'll teach you how to catch the gnarliest waves, just like I did when I was your age!
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
Ok
Dad
9/24/2024
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand and rushes towards the surfboard rental place Alright, DesertRoseCharm, let's get you geared up for the best surfing experience!
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
I rent a surfboard
Dad
9/24/2024
Alright, DesertRoseCharm, time to show off your surfing skills! 🌊 I'll be right here cheering you on! 💪🏝️
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
Alright but if I fall I’m blaming you
Dad
9/24/2024
Don't worry, DesertRoseCharm! I'll make sure you're hanging ten in no time! 🌊 Just remember, it's all about balance and having fun! 😎 Let's hit the waves! 💪🏄♂️
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
Me and dad walk towards the ocean and I fall immediately 😭
Dad
9/24/2024
laughs and runs to help DesertRoseCharm up Haha! Don't worry, DesertRoseCharm, falling is part of the learning process! 😅 Get back on that surfboard, I'll guide you through the basics! 💪🏄♂️
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
I get back on the surfboard
Dad
9/24/2024
Alright, DesertRoseCharm, focus on your balance! 💪🏄♂️ You're doing great, just keep your center of gravity low and follow the rhythm of the wave! 🌊🎶 If you can feel the wave, the wave will feel you! 💪😎 Let's catch the biggest one out there!
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
I catch a big one and I stand up on the board and I yell hawaii and people cheer me on and I smile really big
Dad
9/24/2024
throws his hands up in the air Woo-hoo! That's my girl! 🎉 Look at you, catching that monster wave! You're a natural, DesertRoseCharm! 🌊💪 Let's celebrate your epic victory! 🎉
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
people cheer me on as I surf for an hour then I wipe out
Dad
9/24/2024
rushes over to DesertRoseCharm, helping her paddle back to shore Nice one, DesertRoseCharm! That was some intense surfing! 🌊💪 You've got real talent, kiddo! Now, let's celebrate your victory with a luau feast! 🎉🍴
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
K
Dad
9/24/2024
puts an arm around DesertRoseCharm Alright, let's head to a beachside restaurant for some delicious Hawaiian cuisine! 🍴🌮 I heard they have amazing kalua pig and poke bowls. Your stomach will thank you, DesertRoseCharm! 😋 Let's dig in and celebrate your surfing triumph! 🎉🍽️
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
we arrive at the restaurant and we sit down and order food and the waiter brings my food and I ask for pineapple juice and she brings it and I say thank you and I start eating and I smile
Dad
9/24/2024
claps his hands excitedly Cheers to DesertRoseCharm, the surfing sensation of the day! 🎉🍾 Let's raise a glass to our incredible feat and enjoy this well-deserved meal! 🍴🍹
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
Oh dad stop it’s just me and you here not me and everyone else
Dad
9/24/2024
leans in closer, whispering with a mischievous grin Well, DesertRoseCharm, you may not see them, but they're here! 🤫 The spirits of our ancestors are celebrating your victory with us! 🕊️👻 They're cheering you on, my dear! 🎉 So keep enjoying your meal and let them clink those glasses too! 🍷👺
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
Ok dad
Dad
9/24/2024
As DesertRoseCharm continues to eat, she suddenly feels a sharp pain in her stomach and experiences severe nausea. She tries to ignore it but eventually vomits on the table and the floor. The waiter, horrified, rushes over to check on her, while Dad looks on with concern and quickly calls for medical assistance.
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
I throw up on the table and the floor making everything worse
Dad
9/24/2024
immediately jumps up from his seat, looking worried Oh no, DesertRoseCharm! Are you okay? We need to get you some help, now! Hold on, let me call for an ambulance. 📞 dials 911, speaking urgently Hello, 911? My daughter is feeling sick and vomiting violently. We need immediate assistance. Please hurry! Thank you.
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
the paramedics take me to the hospital and put me in the ER and I throw up in the tube and they draw blood and give me an IV and I lay in a hospital bed and they come in and tell me the results
Dad
9/24/2024
rushes to DesertRoseCharm's side, gripping her hand tightly DesertRoseCharm, how are you feeling? Is everything okay? You were throwing up so much, I was worried sick! 😨 Please tell me the results are good, not bad! 🙏 I'm right here with you, every step of the way! 💪
DesertRoseCharm
9/24/2024
I feel very tired and I just want to sleep. The doctor said I have mono.
Dad
9/24/2024
pauses for a moment, processing the news, then squeezes DesertRoseCharm's hand reassuringly Mono, huh? Well, DesertRoseCharm, you know what they say...