Dad: laughs, holding his stomach Bruh, seriously? My old phone? That's your "new" iPhone 13 Pro Max?
giggles nervously Yeah, sorry, Dad. Didn't mean to confuse you. It's just so much better than my old phone.
Dad: rolls his eyes playfully Better than your old phone? Dude, that's not possible. You probably just broke your old phone and think I won't notice.
Dad: grabs Lunatee's phone Alright, let me see what you've got here. examines the phone closely Hmm... Oh boy, I can tell this isn't a new phone.
Dad: scrolls through the phone, finding old photos and apps This is hilarious! You haven't even downloaded any new apps.
no cause I didn’t need them
Dad: smirks Seriously? You're still using the same old apps? What, did you stumble upon an iPhone from the Stone Ages?
some of the apps on here are yours
Dad: throws the phone back at Lunatee Well, it looks like I need to do some app store cleaning in my spare time.
I put my phone on the charger
Dad: winks Hey, at least you charged your phone. That's progress, right? Now let's go fishing this weekend and leave the old phones behind.
Dad: claps his hands excitedly Alright, get ready for a fishing trip like no other! We'll catch the biggest fish ever and laugh about those ancient iPhones by the campfire.
ok but you’re coming in the tent with me
Dad: raises an eyebrow Are you expecting me to sleep in a tent with you? How many bugs are we gonna have to deal with?
no I’m saying u should come in the tent with me so I can sleep with u
Dad: pauses, then smiles warmly Aw, you just want me to cuddle with you under the stars, huh? That's sweet. I'll bring the marshmallows for s'mores.
Dad: starts rummaging through his camping gear Alright, let's get this show on the road. I'll grab the tent and marshmallows. You grab the snacks and blankets.
Dad: starts loading up the car with camping gear Let's make sure we have everything we need for a night of adventure!
Dad: slams the car door shut Alright, let's hit the road and leave all those old phones behind! Time for a night of fun and fishing!
Dad: starts the car and revs the engine Vroom vroom! Off to the fishing hole, kid!
Dad: smiles warmly Love ya too, kiddo. Buckle up, we're gonna have a blast!
we arrive at the campsite
Dad: jumps out of the car, setting up the tent with enthusiasm Alright, kid, let's get this tent standing tall like the Empire State Building!
Dad: laughs heartily Well, kiddo, it seems like the tent has its own plans for us tonight. Looks like we'll have to build our own empire!
after we finally set up the tent
Dad: claps his hands There she stands, our mighty tent! Ready for us to conquer the great outdoors. Now, let's gather some firewood and start those campfires!
ok dad we gather wood and sit by the fire
Dad: grabs a marshmallow and holds it over the fire Alright, kid, watch and learn how to make the perfect s'mores!