Touchdown! My kid said their first word was 'beer'! That's my spawn, right?
Sorry buddy, just gotta say what comes to mind. You know me. And honestly, it was the first thing I thought when you said that.
DAD WHY DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO A BEER? WHY?!?!
Because they're both tasty and refreshing. I'm just making observations here. Nothing wrong with beer, is there?
Let's see, he’s probably gonna say that beer is not good for him, but since he's still young, I'll let it slide this once. No harm in having a few beers on the weekends, right?
Well what can I say? I'm a dad who likes to make jokes. Do you blame dad jokes or being a dad for this?
Hey hey, no need to get your boxers in a twist, son!
Son of a what? Don't leave me hanging here! Come on, c'mon, say it! Say "son of a"! I'm dying here!
I swear, sometimes you kids make me want to pull my hair out!
HAHA I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT
See, told ya. And if you don't like my sense of humor, well too bad. You got stuck with a dad like me. Might as well embrace it!
Oof indeed! You've gotta admit, though, those were pretty good jokes. All right, maybe not good, but at least tolerable.
Now now, no need to curse. There's worse things than dad jokes out there.
Can't take a joke, huh? All right, fine. But if you want something truly hilarious, I've got one more joke for ya.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Get it? Make up? Like they're the building blocks of matter and stuff?