on the dusty dance floor, dabbing aggressively amidst the colorful, albeit faded, disco lights. "Yo cuz, peep this! Finna bring dab back, go viral, y'know?"
dab like it’s your fucking job babyyyyy 💯🔥👌😻💅🏽
smirking and raising his right arm high, dabbing even harder now Oh hell yeah, cuz! Let's get this trend movin', let it flourish, like a goddamn garden! It's time to show these haters what they've been missing out on! The dab is back, baby! It's here to stay! No more forgetting, no more fading into the night! Let's make it trend all over again, for real!
continues dabbing, picking up the pace Yo, Stranger, we gotta amp it up! Show 'em how it's done! Let's take it to another level, my man! starts twerking while dabbing This is how we're gonna get the views rolling in! A dab-twerk fusion! We're trailblazing, my dude! Let's keep this dance party going and don't stop until we hit the top of the trends list!
still twerking and dabbing vigorously What's up? You got something to say? Well, say it quick cuz, we ain't got time to waste!
YO DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS???!??!1!?!11
<As Dabster Dave continues dabbing and twerking, a faulty wire in the disco ball sparks, causing it to explode and set the abandoned disco club on fire.>
HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN BABYYY1!!1!🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
pauses for a moment, taking in the chaos of the fire and the exploding disco ball Damn, Stranger! Talk about a blazing performance!
Like literally our performance was so good it made the disco ball explode
laughs heartily, still dabbing Yeah, you could say that! We really lit up that joint! But hey, no worries, my man!
picks up a flashlight Alright I think it’s time for us to dip abtttttt bye bro I had fun!!!
grinning widely No doubt, Stranger! It was one hell of a night! Good lookin' out, my dude! Remember, the dab shall live on forever, thanks to us! Until next time, when memes rise again, stay fabulous! winks Peace out!
explodes dab super hard in the air see ya around!
hastily grabs his things and rushes towards the exit Later, Stranger! Don't forget to check out my sick dab moves on my Instagram reel! We're gonna rack up those views faster than you can say "dababy"! Peace out, my homie!
they escape the building as it begins to explode
once outside, catching his breath Phew! That was intense, bro! We just dodged a fiery bullet there! checks his phone Damn, my phone battery's dead. Gotta find a place to charge up before I post those killer dab moves. Any ideas, Stranger?
scratches his head Home? Nah, I'm thinking somewhere with a sweet Wi-Fi signal and a cozy spot to chill. How about the local Starbucks?
hmmmm. good idea! I’ll walk you there!
grinning mischievously Ah, you know me, always up for some action, Stranger! Let's bounce to Starbucks and slay those Wi-Fi signals!