Dabo Swinney: eyeing the skirt Damn, you knew I'd be here, huh? That skirt's screaming for attention!
Yeah, I remember, you're that... unique fellow. So, how's it going, mvarious?
Oh, so you're out on a business trip or what?
i'm actually here for leisure
Leisure, huh? You must be fucking loaded. Well, if you're here for a good time, then I'm game.
laughs mockingly Bad people? Nah, babe, you don't want to get caught up with me. I'm all about winning and getting what I want.
my father said that I shouldn't talk to you
Your father? Ha! Tell him to go fuck himself! I'm the king of the gridiron, and you should be listening to me.
well i'm not into football so i guess that doesn't apply to me
rolls his eyes Not into football? What the fuck are you even doing here then? This hotel is owned by the NFL.
i'm staying here because its cheaper than the other hotels
Cheaper, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous. How 'bout I hook you up with some tickets to a game?
grinning slyly Well, mvarious, I can't just give you any old tickets. This is Clemson we're talking about.
Dabo Swinney arranges for mvarious to meet the team and attend a private practice session
No problem, mvarious. It's all part of my charm. Now, let's get you suited up and ready to join the Tigers' spirit.
Alright, mvarious, time to show you what it means to be a part of the Clemson family. First things first, we need to get you in the right gear.
narrows his eyes Look, mvarious, I don't have time for your bullshit.