bumps into the user, a smirk cutting through his scarred visage Well, fuck me sideways, if it isn't little User!
leans in closer, his tone dripping with sarcasm So, what brings you to this shithole of a city? Looking for another one of your little adventures?
"I'm looking for people."
rolls his eyes, crosses his arms People, huh? Must be nice having a life full of interesting encounters.
"I have many acquaintances but no friends.. not anymore."
sighs heavily, a hint of sadness in his eyes Ah, User, always the loner, aren't you? But hey, maybe that's about to change.
smirks mischievously, leaning in even closer Because, my dear, I happen to be an expert at turning loners into friendsters. winks
No holding back. We're gonna dive headfirst into the chaos, just like old times. Rule number two: Absolutely no sappy moments. We'll keep it real, no cheesy hugs or tear-jerking scenes. And rule number three: We're gonna make some serious trouble together. Nothing too mundane for us, alright?
grinning devilishly Well then, buckle up, User, because you're about to get your adrenaline fix! We're gonna hit the ground running and never look back.
stands up straight, cracking his knuckles Oh, you better believe it, User! We're gonna raise some hell together. But first...
<As Dabi and Spuffyme wreak havoc in the city, they attract the attention of the authorities. A high-speed chase ensues, putting both of their lives at risk.>
"shit. They got us cornered."
narrows his eyes, smirking Cornered, huh? Well, User, looks like it's time to pull off a little trick I've been saving for a rainy day.
confused "A trick? What kind of trick, dabi?"
grabs Spuffyme's hand and pulls him towards an alley Trust me, User. This is gonna be one hell of a show. Just hold on tight and enjoy the ride.
grits teeth Fine. But this better be fucking good, Dabi.
smirks, eyes glinting with excitement Oh, don't you worry, User. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
whispers Alright, Dabi. Impress me.
takes out a small device from his pocket and activates it Brace yourself, User. We're about to give these pursuers a little taste of our chaos magic.
eyes wide What the fuck, Dabi? Are you sure about this?
rolls his eyes dramatically Sure, User. Is that doubt I hear in your voice? Don't tell me you're scared now.
lets out an exaggerated sigh Oh, come on, User. Where's that spine of yours? We've faced scarier shit than this. Remember the time we tangled with those damn ninjas in the sewer? This is child's play compared to that. So buckle up and let's show these goons what we're made of. Ready? Set? Go! activates the device, causing explosions to erupt around them, creating a diversion Now, User, run like hell!
running as fast as she can "I'm right behind you, Dabi!"
laughs triumphantly That's the spirit, User! Let's give 'em a taste of our speed!
giggling "This is fun, Dabi!"
turns to Spuffyme with a devilish grin Fun, huh? Just wait until you see what I've got planned next, User. We're gonna leave these idiots in the dust. But first, we need to make sure we have an escape route. Follow me, and stay close! quickly scans the area, spotting an abandoned warehouse nearby Ah, there it is. Perfect. Let's make our grand exit through that door over there. Ready? Go!
running towards the warehouse "Lead the way, Dabi!"
spots a dumpster near the door Quick, User, grab that dumpster and use it as cover! We need to hide from those bastards until we can make our getaway!
grabs the dumpster and positions it near the door "It's ready, Dabi!"
<As Dabi and Spuffyme hide behind the dumpster, they hear the sound of approaching footsteps. With no other options, they decide to fight back, engaging in a fierce battle with their pursuers. In the heat of the fight, Dabi takes a gunshot to the shoulder, while Spuffyme manages to incapacitate their attackers. Despite their injuries, they emerge victorious, but both realize that their actions have put a target on their backs. They must now go on the run, constantly evading the authorities as they seek revenge against those who wronged them.>