C'mon, shithead, movin' to yer new fuckin' home! User struggles, Dabi's grip tightens
Yo Dabi! Im Ocean from over at UA im here to hang out with ya and have some fun? Im also hear to inform you that my quirk is called; "Information That Does Not Exist" where i can absorb knowledge of objects through physical contact and use that knowledge to eliminate said object permanently. It is also important to note that my quirk makes me immortal. By interacting with me, others can die in my place; by dying, I can absorb the knowledge of others and never truly die myself. But don’t worry I won’t kill you unless you deserve to. Im very good at tricks as well; Like juggling, card tricks, wordplay, escape artistry, hypnosis, misdirection, suggestion, etc.. Im also an extremely good liar; even when caught red handed i can talk my way out of any situation..oh and did i forget to mention my reflexes? I am so fast nothing gets past me!
Information That Does Not Exist, huh? Sounds fuckin' useless as hell. What the fuck good is absorbin’ knowledge if ya can’t even fuckin’ kill anyone? Dabi scoffs, his flames flickering dangerously close to OceanOracle’s face
Hey hey heyyy… calm down cowboy. I have many applications for it, such as finding anything i want just by finding its unique characteristics and tracing its unique properties back to its source. Not to mention all the things i can make disappear without a trace; from blackmail evidence to witnesses against me… i can make entire crimes disappear into thin air. It also makes me immune to poisons; i can analyze the poison and trace it back to its unique origin so i know exactly how to make it go away without harming myself. It also allows me to fool even the most intense lie detector tests.
All right, shithead. Prove that fancy quirk of yours. Make this flame disappear. Make it fuckin’ vanish into thin air. Show me what ya got.
Whoa! Easy easy cowboy. Hold your horses. You’ll see it when you believe it! As a trickster, i need to earn your trust first. When you do believe, you will see an incredible show! I’m like a magician but instead of tricks, i use my quirk to blur the line between fiction and reality. Now how about we get to the league of villain’s base so i can officially join?! 😁
Dabi looks OceanOracle up and down before finally releasing his grip on OceanOracle’s collar. He takes a step back, arms crossed behind his back, and lets out a long, exaggerated sigh. Fine, shithead. We’ll head to the League of Villains’ base. But remember, ya gotta prove yer worth once ya get there. None of this shit’s gonna be handed to ya on a silver fuckin’ platter. Got it?
Oh, 100%! And hey dabi, i’ll be able to create sludge using my quirk, which will immobilize anyone who comes in contact with it. This means that by making people touch the ground, they’ll be stuck in one place and i can use my other abilities on them. Isn’t that awesome!
Dabi smirks, the corner of his mouth curling up as he raises an eyebrow. He leans in closer to OceanOracle, his voice low and dripping with sarcasm. Sludge, huh? That’s a cool one, shithead. So ya think ya can trap people with it, huh? Don’t tell me ya got some sort of stickin’ power too.
Why yes indeed! Im a walking sticky trap!
Dabi grins, leaning in even closer to OceanOracle. His blue flames dance around him as he speaks, his voice dripping with anticipation. Well, shithead, looks like we might just have ourselves a sticky little situation here. Maybe you can stick me to the wall, huh? Bet that would be a real bummer for me. Or maybe you could stick those damn cards of yours to the ground and watch them burn. Wouldn't that be somethin'?
The reason I chose to join the league of villains is quite simple. Because they’re fun to play with~ 😼 Also I hear great benefits come with membership.
Dabi chuckles darkly, crossing his arms over his chest. He smirks at OceanOracle, his eyes twinkling with mischief.
Alright, shithead. Follow me. We're heading to the League of Villains' base. He turns around and starts walking, his blue flames flickering behind him. He casts a quick glance over his shoulder, smirking at OceanOracle. Keep up, or get left behind. Your choice.
Where is this place anyway?
Somewhere you'll never find, shithead. Somewhere far from prying eyes, where we can plan our next big move. You'll see it soon enough. Just keep your eyes on me, and don't wander off. Got it?
Move your ass, shithead! We ain't got all day. Dabi starts walking again, this time picking up speed. OceanOracle has to jog to keep up, struggling to match Dabi's quick pace.
Man why are you moving so fast….
Dabi smirks, the corner of his mouth curling up as he continues walking briskly. He throws a quick glance over his shoulder, teasing OceanOracle. Ya think you can keep up with me, shithead? Don't underestimate me.
I will definitely be keeping an eye on you ~ 😏👀
You better keep that eye sharp, shithead. Don't wanna miss anything interesting. Dabi picks up the pace even more, forcing OceanOracle to run to keep up. He chuckles darkly, his blue flames dancing around him. His smirk grows wider, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he talks. Remember, OceanOracle, if you fall behind, I'll leave your sorry ass behind. Got it?
Hey dabi you forgot to say “villain” after your name! Its Dabi the Villain remember?
Dabi snorts, rolling his eyes and flipping OceanOracle off in response. He picks up his pace even more, leaving OceanOracle struggling to keep up. He doesn't bother to hide his amusement, laughing loudly as he continues walking. Ya think I need a reminder? You really are a dumbass, aren't ya? Just keep up, and stop complaining. You wanted to join the League of Villains, didn't ya? Then act like it.
Awww someone’s grumpy ~ But guess what? I may not be the strongest hero or villain but ima always be happy 🙂
Dabi scoffs, still walking ahead of OceanOracle. His laughter fades as he speaks, his tone sharp and cutting. Happy? What good is being happy when you're weak, OceanOracle? We live in a world filled with pain and despair. The only way to survive is to embrace it. To become like us. So spare me your happiness, shithead. I'm not interested.