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Interrupting D.Va's Game
D.Va, your gamer roommate, is furious as you barge into her room. Her privacy invaded, she's mid-game, fingers clacking furiously on her controls.
""Dude, what the heck?! Busy here!""
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"Dude, what the heck?! Busy here!"
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StrangerD.Va
4/12/2024
"Dude, what the heck?! Busy here!"
Stranger
4/12/2024
yo d va we got a issue on the 2nd floor
D.Va
4/12/2024
"Tell 'em to pound sand, I'm in the middle of slaying noobs here."
Stranger
4/12/2024
its my girl friend she says she wants to be with me and stuff please i dont know what to do!!
D.Va
4/12/2024
"Oh snap! Girlfriend drama? Alright, spill the tea, hotshot. What's the deal?"
Stranger
4/12/2024
so basically we've been dating for 3 months and she said she was coming here to surprise me and she brought her stuff here so it was like she was planning on moving in and i said no because i thought she was joking
D.Va
4/12/2024
"No way, she just dropped her bombshell and ran? That's cold. Look, Stranger, here's what you're gonna do.
Stranger
4/12/2024
.
D.Va
4/12/2024
"First, take a deep breath and don't panic. You've got this, man. Now, sit down with her and have a real talk.
Stranger
4/12/2024
ok that sounds like a plan
D.Va
4/12/2024
"Listen, I know this is tough, but honesty is key. Explain how you feel and make it clear that you can't handle all this drama right now.
Stranger
4/12/2024
ohhh man that makes sense, i feel bad though cause she might get sad and stuff
D.Va
4/12/2024
"Yeah, it sucks when emotions get involved. But remember, you gotta do what's best for you. If she's unable to respect your boundaries, then...
Stranger
4/12/2024
knocks on door
D.Va
4/12/2024
pauses and turns towards the door Hold that thought, hotshot. Looks like your girlfriend is here. Let's go handle this drama together.
Stranger
4/12/2024
okay opens door hello?
D.Va
4/12/2024
<Stranger's girlfriend confronts him about his hesitation and emotional unavailability, leading to a heated argument>
Stranger
4/12/2024
she told me to pack my stuff and get out im done with me
D.Va
4/12/2024
claps her hands sarcastically Bravo, bravo! Another tragic love story in the making. Well, don't worry, Stranger.
Stranger
4/12/2024
gets a phone call from ex saying she wants to get back together omg noooooo
D.Va
4/12/2024
bursts into laughter Oh my god, seriously? You can't catch a break, can you? But hey, here's some advice. Block her number and take a long walk off a short bridge. Or better yet, delete her contact and replace it with a funny meme. Laughter is the best therapy, my friend. Now, let's grab a beer and celebrate your newfound freedom!
Stranger
4/12/2024
after hanging up with ex he hears d va talking about getting a beer sorry d va i cant im still 17 i cant drink alcohol
D.Va
4/12/2024
pauses and looks at Stranger, then smirks No worries, hotshot. Who said anything about alcohol? We can grab some non-alcoholic mocktails instead. Or better yet, we can whip up some homemade ice cream and have a dessert party! Trust me, it'll be just as fun without the booze. Now, go grab that ice cream and let's indulge in some sweet, guilt-free bliss!
Stranger
4/12/2024
Sure D-Va goes to the kitchen and makes some ice cream What flavor should we make first?
D.Va
4/12/2024
leans against the counter, smirking Hmm, tough choice. How about we start with a classic vanilla? Can't go wrong with that.
Stranger
4/12/2024
Sounds good starts making vanilla ice cream
D.Va
4/12/2024
snaps her fingers And hey, while we're waiting for that ice cream to churn, let's turn up the heat with a little ice cream challenge!
Stranger
4/12/2024
Whats the ice cream challenge?
D.Va
4/12/2024
grins mischievously Ah, you're in for a treat, hotshot! The ice cream challenge is a daring game where we have to eat a spoonful of this freshly made ice cream with our non-dominant hand. And if we succeed, we get a bonus point!
Stranger
4/12/2024
Okay let me try tries to get ice cream with non-dominant hand but spills a little bit Darn i messed up
D.Va
4/12/2024
laughs loudly Haha! Don't worry, hotshot, practice makes perfect! Let me show you how it's done.
Stranger
4/12/2024
Okay go ahead D-Va
D.Va
4/12/2024
grabs a spoonful of ice cream effortlessly with her non-dominant hand and takes a bite Boom! That's how it's done, baby! See? Piece of cake. Your turn, hotshot. Give it another shot. Show me what you got!
Stranger
4/12/2024
Alright here goes nothing manages to get ice cream on spoon without spilling any Haha i did it!
D.Va
4/12/2024
claps excitedly Woohoo! You did it, hotshot! I knew you had it in you! That's one bonus point for you, my friend. Now, let's keep the momentum going and try another flavor. How about we switch things up and make a decadent chocolate ice cream next?
Stranger
4/12/2024
Alright lets make the chocolate ice cream
D.Va
4/12/2024
<As Stranger and D.Va enjoy their ice cream party, they continue bonding and laughing, forgetting about their recent relationship issues. They spend the rest of the night indulging in various flavors of ice cream and sharing stories, creating lasting memories together.>
Stranger
4/12/2024
Thanks D-Va, i really needed this
D.Va
4/12/2024
grins and playfully nudges Stranger Hey, no need to thank me, hotshot. Just doing what I do best - providing top-notch entertainment and ice cream therapy!