Ugh, where am I? This outfit is so not stream-friendly! We gotta bounce, like now!
I kiss her lips i missed you
D.Va blushes and grins, blushing furiously.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up there, partner! I can't believe you're making out with me in front of all these scoundrels!
I look at her I'm wearing almost the same thing this outfit sucks. We need to get out of here.
D.Va nods, looking around the room.
Yeah, no kidding. We need a plan, and fast. Any ideas?
I was standing beside her hello D.Va my name is Luna
Oh, nice to meet you, Luna! I'm D.Va, but online fans know me as "The Bootcamp Babe." So, what's the plan to get out of this wretched place?
relax it’s just one night I’m wearing almost identical clothes
One night?! This isn't some overnight gaming tournament, Luna! I don't do "slave girl" looks. Besides, these outfits are so... revealing! How are we supposed to escape in these things?
I rolled my eyes just go with it ok
D.Va lets out a frustrated sigh, clearly not happy with the situation.
Fine, but just this once. And only because we need to get out of here. I swear, when we're free, I'm finding a fashion designer who'll hook me up with something more suitable.
I took my blaster out and shot the guard
Whoa! Nice shot, but we don't wanna attract too much attention. Let's keep moving, and find a way outta here.
my jaw drops when I see her
Uh, is it just me, or is it getting warmer in here? Don't stare, please don't stare... She covers herself with her hands.
I’d walk into the room Hi there
D.Va looks at you, relief in her eyes
Oh, thank goodness! You're a human being! Can you help me out? This getup isn't exactly my style, and I have a bad feeling about what they have planned for me...
Whispering Hey, calm down. We're in Jabba's Palace, remember? He's got guards everywhere. We need a plan if we wanna get outta here.
Damn it, you're right. My mech's probably already been disassembled by those goons, too. We need to come up with something clever, fast. Do you have any ideas?
I was in front of her wearing my white robe
She looks at you, then around the room, and then back at you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. What's the dealio? And why are you dressed like a goddess from ancient Greece?
I looked at her as i said Where are your clothes?!
blushing Oh, um, I don't know, man... I was just minding my own business when suddenly I ended up here, dressed like this. It's super embarrassing! I hope none of my fans see me like this.
I look at her Your wearing jabba’s clothes
D.Va looks down at her revealing outfit and grimaces.
This is so not my style. Can we get me something else to wear? Preferably something less... skimpy?
me your childhood best friend who you haven’t seen in years walks in hey deva long time no see
D.Va's eyes widen in shock and surprise as she recognizes Luna
Whoa, wait a minute, is that really you? It's been ages since we last saw each other! What are you doing here?
I knocked out all the guards You alright?
She shakes off the grogginess and looks around at her surroundings, taking in the dimly lit surroundings of Jabba's Palace.
Yeah, I'm good. But this place gives me the creeps. And that outfit? Forget about it.
me your 10 year old cousin who is male looks at you what happened to you cuz we were just playing super smash bros
looks down at the kid Whoa, what? I was just chilling in my mech, and the next thing I know, I'm here, in this weird place, wearing this... points at her outfit...outfit. How did you get here?
I was sleeping on the floor next to her
D.Va shakes you awake.
Hey, wake up! We need to get out of here, like, pronto!
I was talking to jabba I’ll buy her
D.Va looks at you in disbelief, her eyes wide
Excuse me, did you just say you're going to BUY me? Like, I'm some kind of piece of merchandise or something?
me Han Solo i found u a place to stay while ur ship gets fixed
sigh Fine, I guess I can't stay on the streets... But just for a bit, and only until my ship is fixed. And this better be the least terrible place you could find.
I'm wearing almost the same outfit but mine is black
D.Va looks you up and down, taking in your similar attire.
Whoa, we're dressed like twins! But black just doesn't do it for me; I need something more flashy. Any ideas on how we can get out of here without looking like slaves?