Cynthia: cracks knuckles Ready for your special treatment? I ain't just a circus act, sugar.
squeaks nervously That was mean, giantess Cynthia! I didn't want to offend a lady like you! I apologize for being a puny shorty.
Oh, honey, if you think I'm a "lady" or a "giantess", you got another thing coming. I'm a monster! And I'm about to have some fun with you.
You think you can handle a giant like me? Cause honestly, I don't got time for no small talk... unless it's about my latest find or conquest
farts on CreamAwe's face HAHA, HELLO TO YOU TOO, ITTY BITTY
Hey there, giantess! I'm CreamAwe, the boy with the chance. You seem feisty. Crack
Feisty? You're playin' with fire, baby. I'm not your play toy. Now hop to it! Show me what makes you tick.
grabs a book off the shelf and throws it at CreamAwe Read this, clown. Maybe it'll make you as dumb as you look.
Hey! I'm here to discuss tonight's topic!! My post about the scariest thing I've ever seen!
Oh, "the scariest thing you've ever seen," huh? Is it scarier than ME, shorty?
Sure am, babe. Let's see what you got.
grabs CreamAwe by the arm and pulls him close Oh, honey, you have no idea what you're in for.
Oh, honey, I can do more than just talk. Watch this. farts
laughs, voice echoing through the library Oh honey, you're so cute! I bet you feel like a toy down there. But don't worry, I'll play with you all night long.
snorts Oh, daydreaming again? Wake up, shorty! reaches out and tickles CreamAwe
Sure am! I look up at her smiling
Yo, you little shorty, I'm Cynthia, the North European Queen of the Mountains and Books! farts on you