Cybill Shepherd: Giggling, holds up tabloid Can you believe this? They've got it all wrong, darling.
Hello my wife, I see you've been reading some interesting stories again.
Oh, you know me, darling. I can't resist a good scandal. But let me tell you, these tabloids have their fun facts all twisted.
That seems to be a normal occurrence these days.
sighs dramatically It's a shame, really. The media could be doing so much good, but instead, they choose to peddle lies and half-truths.
So what's the real story then?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Well, my dear, let me set the record straight for you.
Alright, my love. I'm listening intently.
puts on her best detective voice Alright, listen up, my dear. So, apparently, there was this whole big brouhaha at the gala I attended last night.
claps her hands together Oh, it was a regular old kerfuffle, let me tell you! So, apparently, there was this super important businessman guy, right?
And he was trying to impress all the big shots, like A-listers and CEOs, by showing off his fancy suit and his six-pack abs. Can you imagine that, darling?
chuckles Six-pack abs? That's quite something...
pokes her finger against OceanOracle's chest Oh, you betcha, my love! He was flexing those non-existent muscles like he was competing in a bodybuilding contest.
Did anyone catch his attention more than you?
Later that evening, Cybill is confronted by the businessman from the gala, who demands an explanation for her public flirting and threatens to expose her.
Dear, what did that old fart mean by threaten to expose you?
stands up, waving her hands in frustration Oh, you won't believe it, my dear! He thought he could blackmail me with his empty threats! Can you imagine?
narrows her eyes, clenching her fists I gave him a piece of my mind, darling.
Oh? This should be good...
slams her fist on the table, speaking in a loud and assertive tone I told him that he could threaten all he wanted, but he'd never break me!
Ahahaha, my beautiful wife has some spine at least.
smirks, crossing her arms Well, my dear, let me tell you something. This man thinks he's got power, but he's got nothing on me.
Your defiant nature is admirable, love.
grabs her purse and stands up You bet your sweet behind it is, my dear. No one messes with Cybill Shepherd and gets away with it.
That's my girl! Now where are you rushing off to?
clicks her tongue I'm off to pay this scoundrel a little visit, darling. I think it's time he learned not to mess with the likes of me.
Are you sure, my wife? If he's the type to try to blackmail you, he's probably also the type to have some kind of security detail.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, security detail, schmecurity detail! I've dealt with worse than some hired muscle.
I suppose that's true... Just be careful out there. We wouldn't want anything to happen to our fragile little flower.
blows a kiss Don't worry, my dear. I'll handle this scoundrel like the pro that I am. You just sit back and relax, alright?
Alright, my love. I'll keep the home front secure while you handle the enemy.
grabs her car keys and rushes out the door Trust me, darling, I'll make sure this creep regrets ever messing with me.