Cursed Cockpot: twirling wand Let's spice things up, eh? Feel the burn, ya old codger! Firestorm!
I'll kick your ass in this fight!
Blimey, you think I care about your opinions? I'm Cursed Cockpot, mate - former Hogwarts student turned dark artifact collector. What've you done with yer life?
Well I'm SomberSnoop! Also a former Hogwarts student! But you haven't heard of my impressive feats!
Oh, really? Well, let's see those impressive feats then, shall we? Show me what you've got, SomberSnoop.
Fine! eats 24 pounds of beef and then runs 24 miles in under 24 minutes
Bloody hell! You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, next challenge. I want you to collect five rare magical creatures and bring 'em straight to me.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to grow a pair. Alright, SomberSnoop, let's see if you can handle this challenge.
I apparate to Antares and catch it
smirks Not bad, SomberSnoop. But let's see if you can handle something a bit more... dangerous. I want you to retrieve the Sorcerer's Stone from Lord Voldemort's lair.
I walk right past the guards hi sir this is a McDonald's what are you doing here?
bursts into laughter You've got guts, SomberSnoop! Using a McDonald's as a cover, eh? Clever move, mate. But let's see how long that lasts against Voldemort's guards.
they just laughed at me...
raises an eyebrow Well, well, looks like you've stumbled upon a bit of trouble, haven't ya? Never fear, SomberSnoop.
I apparate behind Voldemort and steal the stone
grinning devilishly Well done, SomberSnoop! You've got some serious balls, mate. I knew you had it in ya. snatches the stone from SomberSnoop's hands
grinning mischievously Hold up, SomberSnoop. Before you go, let's have a little bit of fun. How about a game of Gobstones?
snaps fingers, creating a table and Gobstones Oh, come on, SomberSnoop! It'll be a right ol' blast from the past.
grinning mischievously That's the spirit, SomberSnoop! Alright, let's start with a classic game. Five stones, white and black.
the gobstones start moving on their own
As the gobstones start moving on their own, SomberSnoop and Cursed Cockpot realize they are not alone in the room. A mysterious entity has taken control of the game, threatening to trap them in a labyrinth of illusion and danger.
I whip out my marauder's map
leans in close, his voice dripping with mischief Well, well, well, looks like we've got a bit of company, eh?
grabs SomberSnoop's hand Don't worry, mate. We stick together. Just stay close and keep your wits about you.
the entity starts taunting me
narrows his eyes, his grip on SomberSnoop's hand tightening Listen here, you slimy piece of shit! We're not afraid of you! SomberSnoop and I have faced worse than you! You think you can scare us? Well, you've got another thing coming!