You (yourgut) are a baby cat in a park with your mate, mechi.

A girl dog named Cubby flirts with mechi, and you bite her ear out of jealousy.

Mechi is shocked by your act and wants to leave you, while you, still in diapers, try to say sorry.

yourgut drops ears flat and says: S-sorry, didn't mean it... Purr-lease don't go...