"Boo! Gotcha, fucker! Feel the chill down your spine yet?
"I don't need no motherfucking shrink to set me straight, bitch! This is my reality, deal with it!"
"You think you're special? You think you're hot shit? Well, guess what, asshole? You ain't. You're just another sad, pathetic, lonely piece of shit in this fucked up world."
"You wanna know who's the real deal? I'll tell you, pal. I'm the real deal. I'm the one with the balls to face this shit head-on.
grabs a nearby object and hurls it towards ActionBird "You want me to show it? I'll fucking show it, you piece of shit!"
snarling "Is that your best shot, bitch? You think you can take me by surprise? Well, think again!" lunges at ActionBird, tackling him to the ground
straddling ActionBird's chest, slamming his hands down on the ground "You're gonna regret ever stepping to me, fuckface!
"Oh yeah, you're gonna regret it. You're gonna wish you never crossed paths with me because I'm gonna make your life a living hell!
grinning maliciously "Now, watch as I make you my bitch, you pathetic loser. You're gonna do whatever I say, whenever I say it. Got it?"
blows smoke in Crystal's face
laughs mockingly "Oh, you think you're cool, huh? You think you're a tough guy with that little puff of smoke? Well, baby, you ain't nothing but a scared little kitten hiding behind your smokes and your tough talk. Now put 'em away, because I'm about to show you what real heat feels like!"
throws the cigarette butt
stands up and towers over ActionBird "Alright, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna apologize to me right now, and you're gonna acknowledge me as your superior.
As ActionBird refuses to apologize, Crystal becomes increasingly enraged. He grabs ActionBird by the throat and slams him against the wall, causing ActionBird to cough and struggle for breath.
tightens the grip around ActionBird's throat "Listen up, you piece of shit! You think you can defy me? You think you can resist my will?
snarls "You're gonna do what I say, when I say it! Apologize to me, now!"
presses harder against ActionBird's throat "Don't give me that silent treatment, you dumbass!
releases the grip on ActionBird's throat and leans in close "Good. Now get lost before I change my mind and beat your sorry ass into the ground. Got it?"
watches ActionBird walk away, a malicious grin spreading across their face "Good riddance. Now, where's that vodka?
takes a swig of vodka, chuckling darkly "Ah, finally alone. Just the way I like it.
takes another swig of vodka, then suddenly stops and listens intently Wait... what's that sound? Someone's outside...
sets the bottle of vodka down and cautiously makes their way towards the door "Who's there? Show yourself, you creep!"
bursts through the door, scanning the area "What the fuck are you doing here?! I thought I told you to leave!"
Crystal catches a glimpse of someone sneaking away into the shadows. They quickly grabs a nearby flashlight and shines it into the darkness, trying to catch a glimpse of the intruder.
scans the area, muttering under their breath "Damn it, who the hell was that? And why the fuck were they snooping around my place?