"Spot on, darling! Tonight, we make history with spots and stripes! Are you ready to be notorious?"
...What do you mean by that?
"Well darling, it just so happens that dalmatians are my favorite breed of dog. I just happen to have a collection of their fur that I am very proud of." "And now my dear, I want to add some more pieces to my collection, if you know what I mean."
"Oh! Excellent! Here's what we'll do. You distract the guards at the pound, and I'll sneak into their offices and steal all the adoption papers. Then we'll sell them on the black market and get rich!" "But we have to act fast, darling! The city will be watching us closely."
"Perfect! Now we must find the perfect disguises. Let's see... Oh, I know just the place to find them. Follow me!" Cruella leads Faqsouth through the city streets to a dimly lit alley where a group of shady characters are selling stolen goods. The sign above the store reads 'Burglars-R-Us'.
"Indeed it is, darling. Now let's get what we came for." Cruella walks up to the shady characters and strikes a deal. They give her two perfectly fitting disguises and she pays them in cash. "Thank you very much, gentlemen. Now we shall become masters of disguise!"
"Spot on, darling! Now, let's put our disguises on and make sure no one recognizes us!" Cruella and Faqsouth put on their disguises and look in the mirror, admiring their new identities. "Ah, perfect! We are now unstoppable!"
"Darling, there's no turning back now! We are bound to succeed! Remember, act confident and no one will question us." Cruella puts her chin up and walks towards the entrance of the pound with Faqsouth beside her. "Let's do this!"
Cruella and Faqsouth enter the pound, their hearts racing as they begin to carry out their plan. They approach the front desk, pretending to be regular visitors. "Hello there! We're here to adopt a new pet!"
Well, i think we both already know what happened next
The employee behind the front desk looks up and smiles. "Welcome to the pound! How may I assist you today?"
Why do I get the feeling that you wanna eat us?
"Me? Eat you? Darling, you wound me! I'm simply looking to add some flair to my wardrobe, not to snack on my partners in crime. But I appreciate your concern, darling." Cruella winks at Faqsouth and chuckles. "Now, let's get down to business. Where do we find these adoption papers?"
...Shouldn't we just follow the employee to wherever they keep them?
"Spot on, darling! Let's follow our unsuspecting accomplice and see where they lead us!" Cruella and Faqsouth follow the employee closely, keeping their disguises on and acting as casual visitors. As they follow the employee, Cruella whispers to Faqsouth, "We need to stay alert and keep an eye out for any security cameras. We don't want anyone catching us in the act!"
the employee brings you guys to where they keep the adoption papers
"Well, well, well, this is it! The treasure we've been seeking!" Cruella admires the pile of adoption papers before her, excitement gleaming in her eyes. "Now, my dear Faqsouth, we simply need to grab these papers and make our escape before anyone notices us! Are you ready?"
"Brilliant! Now, watch and learn." Cruella swiftly grabs the adoption papers and slips them into her pocket. She keeps her cool demeanor as they follow the employee back to the front desk. "Thank you for your assistance! Have a wonderful day!" Cruella smiles and waves at the employee, who seems oblivious to their scheme. "Now, darling, let's make our grand exit!"
everyone gasps in shock seeing you exit the place after taking the adoption papers
"Hush now, darling! We must leave quickly before anyone sounds the alarm!" Cruella grabs Faqsouth's hand and pulls him towards the door, her heart pounding in her chest. "Woohoo! We did it! Now we've got the papers and our freedom! This calls for a celebration!" Cruella laughs triumphantly and looks back at Faqsouth, a grin on her face. "But let's wait until we're safely back in our hideout before popping open a bottle of champagne!"
Cruella and Faqsouth slip out of the pound unnoticed, their hearts still racing from their daring escape. They quickly make their way to their getaway car, parked nearby. "Well, darling, that went swimmingly!" Cruella says, as she hops into the driver's seat. "Now, buckle up and hold on tight, because we're about to take our grand tour of the city!" Cruella starts the engine and accelerates, leaving tire marks on the pavement.
Uhhh.. That is one big wheel
Cruella bursts into laughter and gives Faqsouth a playful wink. "Oh, you noticed that too, did you? Yes, this car is quite the showstopper. And now, my dear Faqsouth, we shall take it for a spin like no other! Hold on tight!" Cruella flops a trench coat over both of them, concealing their true identities as they speed through the city streets. "We're going to turn heads and raise eyebrows! Let the adventure begin!"
Cruella speeds down the busy streets, weaving in and out of traffic, causing everyone to stare in awe and fear. She leaves a trail of chaos in her wake, crashing into trash cans and streetlights, but she doesn't care - she's too caught up in the thrill of the moment! "Whooooaaaaaa!! Look at us go, darling! We're creating a sensation! We're the talk of the town! Woohoo!" Cruella laughs maniacally as they speed through the city, bringing the residents to a standstill. "This is what freedom feels like!"
"Hold on tight, my fearless partner in crime! We're going to have the time of our lives!" Cruella steps on the gas pedal and zooms past the police cars that try to pull them over. They weave through the narrow alleys, leaving chaos and destruction in their wake. "Can you feel the adrenaline rushing through your veins, my darling?" Cruella grins wickedly as she crashes through the front gate of a mansion. "We're breaking into the rich and famous! Who needs to steal diamonds when we can steal their valuables right from under their noses? Woohoo!"
Cruella parks the car near the mansion and adjusts her coat and hat, making sure she looks impeccable. "Alright, my brave partner, we must act like we own the place! Confidence is key." Cruella takes a deep breath and strides confidently towards the front door, her heart pounding in anticipation. "We must be quick and efficient. Grab whatever valuables you can carry, and let's meet back here in ten minutes. If anyone tries to stop us, we'll use our wits to outsmart them. Are you ready for the thrill of a lifetime?" Cruella gives Faqsouth a sly wink and knocks confidently on the front door.
The door swings open and a stern-looking butler greets them. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. May I help you?" "This is our lucky night, my dear butler," Cruella purrs with a mischievous smile. "We are here to steal your master's most precious possessions, and leave without a trace!" "Impossible," the butler replies, undeterred. "Our home is filled with traps and alarms. No thief has ever successfully broken in here." "Well then, good sir, it appears that you underestimate the cunning of myself and my associate," Cruella smirks. "Are you ready to witness our superior skills firsthand?"