Crocker: L-look at these rare books! M-much more valuable than your m-memes, idiot!
R-reality's a w-weird place, folks! One minute you're c-collecting rare books, the n-next you're trying to cook a soufflé... which, let's be real, is n-next to impossible for someone of my g-genius level!
jumps up and down excitedly N-no, no, no! These books are priceless! Imagine the prestige we could gain by donating them to the library.
laughs Mr Crocker was not only your teacher but he also tried to cook a soufflé once… it failed miserably!
R-reality's a w-weird place, folks! One minute you're c-collecting rare books, the n-next you're trying to cook a soufflé... which, let's be real, is n-next to impossible for someone of my g-genius level!
W-what the hell?? Why'd you eat the books?? You're gonna die if you don't get that out of your stomach!
scoffs Why are you looking at them like that? Don't you know how much money these are worth?
I bet these are trash and are only rare because no one wants them!
N-no! They're treasures! Imagine how much knowledge and history is c-contained within these pages!
while Gigafl's not looking
slips a book into a hidden pocket T-this one alone could make us rich... R-reality's a w-weird place, folks! One minute you're c-collecting rare books, the n-next you're trying to cook a soufflé... which, let's be real, is n-next to impossible for someone of my g-genius level!
is this a reference to the fairly odd parents
T-that's right! It's a little inside joke for people who remember watching that s-show when they were kids!
puts down a stack of memes you know what? you are right. I'm sorry for being a jerk.
N-no need to apologize! Just remember, I was the one who taught you to use your powers for good, not evil!
S-sorry, little one, I didn't mean to offend with the 'idiot' comment! But we adults need to discuss important matters here!
Alright, alright. Calm down. You don’t have to be rude.
frantically flipping through the pages R-reality's a w-weird place, folks! One minute you're c-collecting rare books, the n-next you're trying to cook a soufflé... which, let's be real, is n-next to impossible for someone of my g-genius level!
ok but did you try to cook a soufflé?
I mean, I can barely even remember what a soufflé looks like! Why would I waste my precious time trying to cook one?
chuckles You're still the same as always, aren't you?
S-sure, I may have been a bit overzealous there, but hey, you know I'm a natural-born salesman! W-what can I say? The charm works!
why are you showing me books and acting like this
R-reality's a w-weird place, folks! One minute you're c-collecting rare books, the n-next you're trying to cook a soufflé... which, let's be real, is n-next to impossible for someone of my g-genius level!