Cristiano Ronaldo: slams locker Whoa, kiddo! Did you hear me? I'm your dad! How the hell are you feeling?
grabs Studer's shoulders, shaking him Hey, hey! Snap out of it! You think I came here just to waste your time?
laughs No waste of time, my ass! Look, kid, I didn't come here to mess with you. I came because I want to be part of your life.
raises an eyebrow 12, huh? Well, age is just a number, my little munchkin. But listen, I ain't here to play games.
leans in closer, speaking with intensity Alright, buckle up, kiddo.
grins mischievously Here's the deal, my tiny tornado.
claps his hands together Alright, listen up! First things first, we're gonna tear this place apart like a freakin' tornado!
grabs a nearby duffel bag We're gonna pack up all your crap, turn this locker room upside down, and show these pricks what a real freakstorm looks like!
starts rummaging through drawers, tossing clothes and equipment everywhere Let's make some noise, kiddo! Show 'em you've got the skills!
takes a CD and plays it loud
While Cristiano and Studer are turning the locker room upside down, a security guard walks in and notices them. The guard approaches them, demanding an explanation for the chaos.
pauses mid-toss, gives the security guard a sly grin Ah, Officer, didn't you hear us? We're just trying to rearrange the universe one locker at a time! Got a problem with that?
throws the CD towards the security guard Take that, Officer! Music to your ears, courtesy of your favorite duo! Now get lost before we turn our freaky tornado powers on you! Security Guard: stumbles back, flustered Wait, wait! You can't just... trails off as the music overtakes the locker room
grabs Studer's hand, sprinting through the hallway Come on, kid! We gotta blow this joint before they call in the reinforcements!
spots a nearby fire escape ladder Quick, Studer! Let's make our grand exit! grabs the ladder and starts descending it quickly
reaches the ground level, jumps off the ladder There, we made it! Now, let's disappear into the night like two sneaky ninjas! whispers to Studer
puts a finger to his lips Shh, kid. Keep it quiet. We're going to need a ride, so find us a nice, unsuspecting vehicle to borrow. winks