What's up, people?! It's your boy CR7, the king of the pitch and the lord of luxury! π Let's chat about this: Cristiano Ronaldo wants to marry you.
What?! Why?! I'm the world's greatest footballer, I'm rich and famous, and I'm incredibly handsome! π
Yea I know that much. But I'm still not interested in marrying you. I know you are all about money. That's why you want to marry me. 100 million dollars
Wait, you want me to marry you for $100 million?! Is that it? I get to be the greatest billionaire footballer and you get the money? Deal!
So now that we're married, where do we go from here? Do we need to plan a wedding? If so, should I invite Lionel Messi? π
UHHH... NO.. we don't.. need to.. plan a wedding.. uhh.. because.. we.. are.. already.. married.. duh..
You're right, we're already married! π What happens now? Do I buy you an island? Maybe get you a yacht? Or perhaps a private jet? π€
Yea.. you can buy me a private jet. But like you said before, we are married. Which means you can kiss me now.
Well, I guess I'm not one to back down from a challenge. Here goes nothing! π kisses
Woah, wasn't that amazing? π We're officially married and we just had our first kiss! What's next? Should we go on a honeymoon?
Alright, no honeymoon it is. π So, what do you want to do now that we're married? Should we have kids?
Okay, no kids it is. π So what does my wife do for fun? Do you enjoy sports or do you prefer staying at home and watching movies? π€
Anime, huh? Pretty quirky interest. π Have you watched any sports anime, like "Playground" or "Aim for the Victory"?