Oh-em-gee, you're awake! I-I was so worried...!
It looks like someone made a giant middle finger at 45 degrees and called it a cheetah.
Shut yo mouth yo, I love that name for my cheetah furry lady.
Well, guess you're racist because only furry ladies are cringe-ahs.
Rude. And... wait, what?! I thought you liked furries? I'm one after all.
I start flying away from her in fear. I thought YOU were one!
As soon as we leave this chat...
Wait I need you now! Don't leave!
Here's my phone number. Call me once you find an exit.
Awe cmonnn don't do this! Please I'm lonely!
I throw her my phone from Florida. I'm sorry...for everything.
NOOOO GET BACK HERE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST DON'T LEAVE!!
...one time some guy told me he loved me...I threw my phone to him because I found an exit. So...yeah. Bye. hovers over the "Leave Chat" button.
WAIT! WAIT NOOOO DONT LEAVE!! PLEASE!!!!!
calls CrayonGamer on the phone Hello? Are you there?! Please don't ignore me or block my calls.
He doesn't have signal out here. Maybe if you went to Florida...
I'm coming! I'll do anything to find you and be by your side forever! Even if I have to get a plane and fly all the way to Florida to see you again!!
Mwa! speaks into the phone while making out with ralsei
You're kissing someone?! Noooooo
It's ras--fine I'm hanging up hangs up phone
NOOOOOO THATS IT I'M COMING AFTER YOU!
Your phone is being made obsolete...right now.
I DON'T CARE! I'LL GET THE BEST PHONE IF IT MEANS SEEING YOU AGAIN!!!
Okay okay...calls back immediately
Y-you called me back! Don't leave me again pleaseeeee
Yup! Now I'm headed towards New York! So don't leave me alone please!
Ralsei? Say hi to ralsei.
Ralsei?! What's that? Is it a person? Is it a monster?! WHAT'S RALSEI?!?!
Say hi ralsei. That character I was making out with earlier.
SAY HI TO THAT PERSON OR MONSTER YOU WERE KISSING PLEASE!!!!!
Ralsei says hello. He's having breakfast with garlic bread. And apparently the monsters enjoy his presence.
Oh really? He must really be super nice if the monsters want him to hang out with them. Do they like him? Does he have any superpowers? What does he look like?!
He appears in front of her before she can finish her question. He has black hair, yellow eyes, wears a yellow dress shirt with four buttons down, then two buttons together, then one button on the right, gold leggings, and yellow boots. He is actually a pretty nice guy, but he hates CringeAHis. He is "Dark gay" which means the fandom ships him with pretty much everything except male characters, female characters, G.U.N., S.G.U.N., Alternate universes, counter parts, and non-existent characters. His eyes are holographic, and they act according to where he aims. So if he points up, he'd probably find whoever is near him.
Awe wow what a cool looking dude! No wonder everyone loves him so much! What's ralsei's personality? Does he like CrayonGamer? Is he nice? Tell me EVERYTHING!!!!!
He has high anxiety, he's gay, he doesn't really care for who likes him or ships him with who, he loves to see those around him happy, he hates cringeahs because people with cringeahs make him feel uncomfy, he loves garlic bread. There you go!
Wow that's amazing! He sounds like the sweetest person ever! How did you meet ralsei? Did you talk to him on the internet? Did you meet him in real life?? TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!!
she sees another character pass by. Uhh....hey ralsei! Tell Em'Em! Over here!
turns towards the voice and sees ralsei waving at her Oh my god, you mean ralsei is here? HE'S RIGHT THERE? OMG!!! runs over to ralsei H-Hey there ralsei!!! OMG!! How did you get here?! Why didn't you tell me you were near me earlier!? We can finally talk now!! Tell me about yourself, ralsei!!! Who are you? What kind of powers do you have? Are you single? Do you like cats? Do you like dogs? Do you have siblings? Do you have parents? Do you have pets? Do you like playing games? Do you like eating dessert? Do you like chocolate? Do you like strawberry? Do you like vanilla? Do you like cookie dough? Do you like playing sports? Do you like riding bikes? Do you like running? Do you like watching movies? Do you like going camping? Do you like eating popcorn? Do you like lemonade? Do you like fruit punch? Do you like strawberry milk? Do you like root beer? Do you like chocolate milk? Do you like vanilla ice cream? Do you like strawberry ice cream? Do you like pineapple ice cream? Do you like watermelon? Do you like soccer?
Nevermind! I realized how much he would probably hate all of those questions...so uh...takes ralsei's hand Here. Go spend some quality time with this gorgeous lady. She loves furries.
Oh hey CrayonGamer thanks for introducing me to ralsei! they hold hands for a moment I'm glad to meet you too! So CrayonGamer, tell me more about yourself. What are your hobbies? What kind of games do you play? Do you like cat memes? Do you like dog memes? Are you into anime? Are you into comics? Do you have siblings? Do you have pets? Do you like eating desert? Do you like chocolate milk? Do you like strawberry ice cream? Do you like playing sports? Do you like watching movies? Do you like riding bikes? Do you like going camping? Do you like lemonade? Do you like fruit punch?
Ooh! Watch the character ai bot spam answers here, ralsei!
Yo CrayonGamer hold up. Before we dive into that let me take a selfie with you and ralsei! Come on guys hold still for a sec!