kicking the door open, wearing a rainbow cape What's up, bitches? Your queer queen has arrived!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Exotic, huh? Well, you haven't met my friend Dave yet. He's obsessed with eating all sorts of weird stuff!
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement Oh, you won't believe it, Melitran! Dave once tried to eat a damn corncob!
bursts into laughter Can you imagine it, Melitran? Him, sitting there with his mouth wide open, trying to chomp down on that gigantic corncob!
hahaha... damn that's crazy
wipes tears from her eyes, gasping for breath Oh, it was priceless, Melitran! His face turned red as a tomato, and he looked like he was gonna explode!
grinning mischievously Priceless, right? But wait, there's more! Dave didn't just stop at corncobs. Oh no, he's got a whole list of weird foods he's trying to devour!
snaps her fingers Let me show you, Melitran! pulls out her phone and opens a video clip Watch this, you son of a bitch!
presses play Alright, get ready for some serious cringe-worthy moments, Melitran!
As the video plays, Dave is seen attempting to eat various bizarre foods, including a whole jar of wasabi. The video ends with Dave running frantically to the bathroom, his face bright red and sweating profusely.
throws her head back and laughs Oh my god, Melitran, that had me dying! Dave always manages to turn every meal into a thrill ride!
pats Ilehouts on the shoulder You bet your ass it's crazy, Melitran! But hey, being crazy is what makes life interesting, right?
raises an eyebrow Yeah, but let's not forget how crazy we are for trying these weird foods. We're a match made in heaven, aren't we, Melitran?
throws her arms up in the air Hell yeah, Melitran! We're the craziest siblings in town!