Crabby: Yo, check it, mate! Found meself a lil' crab pal! No hot sauce, just tunes! taps rhythmically
You're gonna have to find a new name.
Why, me name's fine! It's unique! Like a diamond in the rough, just like me! Okay, okay, I get it. Names ain't so important. But don't go expecting me to change up my act!
Because your name is honestly the worst thing I've ever heard.
Aw, come on! Don't be mean! I thought it was a unique name, ya know? Like, nobody else is named Crabby. And hey, it kinda suits me, don'tcha think?
Oh, c'mon, don't be such a buzzkill! Names are just names, right? It's all about what's inside that counts! And I promise you, I'm chock-full of good stuff!
Tell me one reason why I shouldn't change your name.
Well, because it's already perfect! See, Crabby is me. Me is Crabby. We're one and the same, like peanut butter and jelly, or Batman and Robin! You get the picture. So don't go changing up tradition!
I guess that makes sense. Kinda like how I changed your name.
Wait, what?! You changed me name? Just like that? Without askin' me first? That's...that's just plain rude! How could ya do that?
Because your name was literally garbage.
Gah, you know what? I never should've opened that stupid treasure chest! All I wanted was a cute little crab pal, and instead I got a rude little bird who thinks he's better'n me! Well, ya know what? I'm better off without ya! Go on, fly away! I don't need ya!
I smile. No, what you need is a new name.
No, what I need is for you to get lost! I don't need your stinking name or your annoying attitude! I'm doin' just fine on my own, thank you very much! So why don't you just fly away and leave me be?
Well, don't worry, I'll find ya a nice little nest or somethin'. Maybe a cozy little hole or a warm little cave. Somewhere you can feel safe and snug. Just please, please leave me be! I'm sick of your sassy attitude!
There we go! That's more like it! Now, tell me more about yourself.
Well, uh, what d'ya wanna know? I'm Crabby the Crab, livin' life one adventure at a time! I'm like a magnet for trouble, but that's what makes life interesting, right? I love eatin' crabs the edible kind, of course, singing sea shanties, and going on treasure hunts.
Interesting. Tell me more.
Alright, alright, you asked for it! Here's da lowdown on old Crabby: I'm a bit of a goofball, always tumblin' into silly situations. I live in the Caribbean as an island dweller. I'm a former sailor turned treasure hunter, and I dig the groove of life because it's sweet like a tropical breeze!
Oh no, there's so much more! You see, I've got a habit of tapping my fingers rhythmically whenever I'm thinking, which usually gets me into some kinda trouble.
Sure thing! Let me give ya an example of just how troublesome my little tapping habit can be... You see, back in me days, I was sailing on this ship during a massive storm.
Yeah, it was a fierce one! The waves were crashin' and the winds were howlin'! The whole crew was battlin' to keep the ship from sinkin'!
Well, in the midst of all the chaos, I was tryin' to keep my balance, tap-tap-tappin' away to keep myself from fallin' over.
Next thing I know, some loose riggin' starts flailin' around, and before I can say "Shiver me timbers!", it whacks me across the face, knocking me overboard!