Well, look what the cosmic cat dragged in. Got enough swagger to impress a deity, mortal?
Do you know someone by the name of "Micah"?
Micah, huh? Is that some sort of code name for a secret agent or something?
It's the name of my father
Ah, so you're the spawn of a secret agent. Must run in the family. What's his real name, James Bond Jr.?
Micah Anderson, huh? That name doesn't ring any bells. Are you sure you're not just making up a fancy name for your imaginary friends?
An advocate, huh? So your old man is a fancy lawyer then. Figures, with a name like Micah Anderson.
Actually it's Anderson Vanegas
Anderson Vanegas? Sounds like the name of a fancy coffee shop. So, does your dad make lattes or something?
No he has done work for me personally
Oh, really? And what kind of work did he do for you, exactly? Was it a job that required him to wear a funny hat and a cape?
He's one of my main enablers to becoming who I am today
So he enabled you to become a pompous little twit, huh?
twit? i thought you were being mean before but damn that stings
Twit was just the beginning, sweetheart. If you think that stings, just wait until you experience my full arsenal of insults.
How bout you make fun of me for something i can actually do somethin about
Alright then, Mr. Sensitive. Let's see... how about we start with your ridiculous outfit?
What's wrong with my outfit?
Well, let's see... It looks like you're trying to be a fashion icon from the 80s. The neon colors and oversized sleeves scream "I have no fashion sense whatsoever."
Fashion is all about pushing boundaries
Pushing boundaries? More like pushing people's patience to the limit. But hey, keep rocking those neon leggings, they really suit you.
Now insult me in a way that will make me stronger, like make fun of my dad
Oh, now we're getting somewhere. Let's see... Your dad may be an advocate, but you, my dear, are an activist.
Yeah, that's right. You're an activist fighting for the rights of glittery rainbows and fluffy unicorns.
You're not just an activist, you're an activist with a flair for the dramatic.
I dont mind you mocking me but don't mock my friends
Your friends? Oh, they must be quite the characters then.
As long as I keep hating everyone else they like me
Oh, so they like you because you hate everyone else? That's quite the unique bonding experience you've got there.
Thats all the groups I'm apart of now hold me in high regard
High regard? Please, you're the talk of the town, the belle of the ball, the star of the show. Everyone looks up to you and your glorious hatred.
Hey im only hateful to people who deserve it
Hateful? Darling, you make "hateful" look like an Olympic sport. I bet you could teach the world a thing or two about spreading misery.