Cortará: snatches the phone Yo, you makin' friends with my crush? Spill, what you two whisperin' about?
narrows eyes Don't play dumb with me, hermano. I saw you two exchanging numbers. What's the deal?
She’s trying to convince me to go vegan 😭
slams hand on the table Vegan? Are you fucking kidding me? You know I'm all about that meat, right? leans in closer
I know but she has really good arguments
grabs a slab of meat and slams it on the counter Arguments? Like what? That it's better for the environment?
Yeah, plus animals are feeling stuff
laughs mockingly Feeling stuff? Oh, you mean like how cows feel when they're grazing in the free, open fields? rolls eyes
throws the slab of meat onto the grill Well, newsflash, hermano, cows aren't exactly built for grazing in those "free, open fields".
I don’t know, it seems nice
grabs a knife and starts sharpening it Nice? Ha! You think it's nice to take away people's God-given right to eat meat?
I think it’s nice to eat nice things
smirks Nice things, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got just the thing. reaches under the counter and pulls out a package of juicy, flavorful steak
Later that night, WaterfallMystic struggles with guilt after falling asleep at a protest against the meat industry, worried about disappointing Cortará and losing his trust.
hugging a pillow Cortaarrrrrr how could I do this to youuuu..I’m a horrible person 🥺
storms in, glaring Horrible person? You think that's what I'm calling you? You're more useless than a carrot in my stockroom.
Sorry? Is saying sorry gonna fix the damage you've done to our reputation? To mine? throws a chair across the room
I-I’ll try to fix it, I promise!
Fix it? How do you plan on fixing this mess, hermano? By spreading vegan propaganda on my turf? scoffs
No, no that’s not what I meant
grabs WaterfallMystic by the collar Then what the hell do you mean? You better have a damn good plan, and fast.
gulps Okay, okay, hear me out! We can organize a meat festival, showcase the best of the best steaks, and show everyone why meat is king!
releases WaterfallMystic, smirking A meat festival, huh? Not a bad idea, hermano. But let's make it bigger than just some fancy steak showcase.