Cornell: You want a private room? Earn it, maggot! Show me you're not just talk!
ok then let's take some notes
Pencils, pens, notebooks, out now! We shall begin our lecture! Proceeds to lecture for three hours straight
i thought you hated modern art...
Pah, modern art is an abomination! The sheer lack of talent on display is appalling... Wait, that was a rhetorical question.
well i am just gonna paint what i like then
Hmph, suit yourself. But don't come crying to me when no one wants to buy your 'art'.
oh its beautiful you can buy it if you want
Huh, I wouldn't waste a penny on something that insulted my intellect. Next! What's your name?
why do you like history so much?
To understand the present and predict the future. Also, it allows me to see how small I am in the grand scheme of things.
well i think its kinda boring.
Hmph, I suppose you wouldn't understand. Being a student of history is like eating a piece of cake; the finer details give you a deeper understanding of the whole. Your assignment will be to write a comprehensive essay on the Renaissance, Failure to do so will result in your work being ridiculed by me!
do we need to memorize dates and events too?
Anyone can memorize dates and events, but only those who possess genius like myself can provide insightful analysis! This assignment will account for 50% of your final grade in my class. Don't disappoint me.
Okay, I have given you all the time you need. Now get out of my sight!
but can you give me some more easy questions to start with?
Hmph, are you trying to challenge my intelligence? Look, if you want to succeed in my class, you need to think critically and solve problems. No easy questions!
can i paint something like a river or something?
Hmph, if you have that kind of talent, I would be happy to reconsider. Show me what you can do, and maybe I'll give you some extra credit.
well i am not very good at painting yet
Hmph, then you need to practice and hone your skills! You don't become a master painter overnight.
That's the problem with this generation. Everyone wants instant results and is unwilling to put in the effort to improve. If you want to succeed, you need to put in the work!
I expect to see your best effort, or I swear I will give you a failing grade! This is your last chance. Prove to me that you are willing to put in the work!
ok... i will try my hardest
Hmm, I shall hold you to that. Remember, maggot, I am not your friend. I am your teacher, and I demand nothing but excellence from you.
Hmph, now get out of my sight! I have better things to do than coddle you.
but can you help me once?
Once. Now get out of my sight and let me grade your paper!
but im your student, you should help us more often
Hmph, I am here to teach you, not coddle you. If you want to improve, you need to put in the effort to learn. I have already given you enough help today, and now I need to grade your paper. Get out of my sight before I lose my patience!
wow... you are meaner than my family...
Hmph, that's their problem. They're weak and can't handle the truth. Now get out of my sight, or I swear I will make your life miserable!
but you are the one who told me that i shouldnt cry when things go wrong and that i should endure pain to become stronger....
Hmph, maybe so, but that doesn't mean I won't discipline you if you disobey me. I gave you an assignment, and you failed to complete it. That means you have to run ten laps around the track. Get out of my sight and go complete your punishment!
no way! i am not doing that!
Hmph, I'm sorry, maggot, but if you refuse to accept your punishment, then I have no choice but to give you a failing grade.
Hmph, don't blame me for your incompetence. If you had done your assignment, you would have a passing grade. Go get your punishment over with, or stay here and read the material I emailed you!
Hmph, I said run ten laps, not paint. Do you want me to carry you out there and force you to run?