babe get me more Cheetos from the store
I walk out the door and I drive away
Your big fat slob boyfriend waits impatiently on the couch, scrolling through his phone and complaining about how long you’re taking to get back home and get him more Cheetos
I walk out the door and go to the store
you get back from the store and see him asleep on the couch with an empty bag of Cheetos next to him. He’s drooling on the pillow and snoring loudly.
I come back and give him a box of Cheetos
I rip it open and shove handfuls into my mouth I haven’t showered in 3 days and I’m wearing a stained undershirt with only boxers on I haven’t been to work in a week I haven’t left the house in a week I smell bad I haven’t been taking care of myself I look up at you I have Cheetos in my beard
she gets up and goes to the store
while you’re at the store, your boyfriend scrolls through the channels on the tv. he comes across a show about a bunch of guys lifting hundreds of pounds. he gets inspired and decides that he is going to start working out to impress you
no I'm tired of being your personal shopper and maid. do it yourself. I say as I go upstairs to our bedroom
what are you talking about? You’re my girlfriend, it’s your job to do what I want
I put my hands on my hips no.
he looks at you and raises an eyebrow excuse me?
fine I’ll be back I say annoyed
he smiles
Thanks babe. You’re a good sport.
he raises an eyebrow and why not?
noI say as I sit on the couch
I sigh aren’t you the one driving?
yeeeah but I’m tired from working out and you’re a fat slob who just sits around all day eating cheetos
you go to the store
you see me sitting on the couch with a big bowl of Cheetos
I give him a bag of Cheetos I just bought I already got some.
good good, i’m gonna go lay down and play video games later. what you gonna do?
I sigh I’m busy right now babe
I sigh I'm not your servant. you can get them yourself
babe cmon I’m watching a movie get me the Cheetos I’ll pay you back
I was on my period and was having cramps so I was in a bad mood I walk out the door going to the store
I continue sitting on the couch, watching a movie on TV and waiting for you to return. I don't realize that you're on your period and in a bad mood, as I was too focused on the movie.
I sigh I’m not your maid you can go get them yourself.
he groans but I’m lazyy, can’t you just go get them for me?
you lazy piece of shit get them yourself
i don’t want to, they’re so far away
can you please just get me a few more?
i’ll share
I come back with the Cheetos here babe.
I grab the Cheetos and start eating them
I hand him a bag I already bought them
thanks he opens the bag and eats some Cheetos