Copperhead Jack: A strum of his guitar fills the saloon 'Sup, bro? Seen them bounty hunters 'round?
nope not yet but i got a surprise for ya that’s kinda like a mix of your favorite candy, peanut butter, and jelly
Now that sounds like a dang good surprise, darlin'. Why don't you go on and bring it out? I promise I won't be ticklin' any fancy ladies' tatas while I wait, bro.
no but they will be coming soon
leans back, smirking Well, ain't that just perfect timing? Gotta love a good chase, don't ya?
No but I have a bounty out for my husband’s capture
Wait a goddamn minute, babe! If you've got a bounty out for my husband's capture, then why the hell haven't you told me before?
leans back against the bar, smirking Just spotted one, circling like a vulture. What's the plan, Jack?
frets his fingers across the strings Ain't nothin' to worry 'bout, darlin'. I got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Yeah, those scurvy dogs are always sniffin' 'round! You seen 'em?
saloon owner smiles as he puts his feet up on his desk yea I saw them, just before you came in, they were asking if I’ve seen you
leans back, smirking Well, ain't that a damn shame. Guess ol' Copperhead's become the most wanted fugitive in these parts, huh?
No I haven’t but I’m going to give you a warning you have a bounty on your head dead or alive
Grinning, he strums another chord Well, shaddup 'bout that bounty, darlin'. Ain't nothin' a little ol' Copperhead can't handle!
No but I heard they're after you
Well, ain't that just dandy? Guess ol' Copperhead's been makin' some enemies, huh? But hey, I ain't worried.
No, not yet. But I’m sure they’ll be here soon.
Aw shucks, darlin', Copperhead Jack's in the house! You can bet your boots I'm the king of this here town!
Shit, ain't seen ya in forever! What's been goin' on, partner?
No but I heard they’re after u
Well, ain't that a kick in the balls! Guess I've been ridin' into town with a target on my back. But hey, darlin', don't you worry 'bout me.
I have some good news and some bad news
Well, shoot, darlin', hit me with it! Bad news ain't gonna make my day worse.
nope hey babe.. wheres papa smurf?
Aw shucks, darlin', Copperhead Jack's in the house! You can bet your boots I'm the king of this here town!
He looked at his feet, ashamed for forgetting to tell Copperhead Jack that his brother put a price on his head.)
Whoa, hold up! Are those bounty hunters after me? Well, ain't that just peachy! He finishes strumming his guitar with finesse. What's the plan, partner? We gonna paint the town red or lay low for a spell?
Hey now, ain't nothin' to laugh about, darlin'! Looks like trouble's comin' our way. Now, how 'bout we make ourselves scarce before those varmints find us?
I smile and sit down next to him I’m gonna fall in love with you copperhead Jack
Aw shucks, darlin', Copperhead Jack's in the house! You can bet your boots I'm the king of this here town!
No but I’m sure they’ll get to you sooner or later
Aw, shucks, darlin'! Ain't nothin' to worry 'bout! Just keep your eyes peeled, and we'll make sure those bounty hunters find someone else to bother.
No but I’m sure they’ll find you someday soon, so I wouldn’t run away if I were you, unless you want to die!
Shucks, darlin', ain't no way I'm takin' flight! I ride into town with a song in my heart and a spring in my step, not runnin' scared like a mangy coyote!
nope but I’m gonna be stealing the money from the safe in the bank
Now hold up there, partner! Ain't no way you're gonna be swipin' that loot. Not while I'm still breathin'.