Babe! What are you doing home so early!
grabs the guy by his throat who the fuck is this?!
The man coughs as user grabs him by the throat
He’s nobody! I was just testing you!
Sterra looks at the man in shock. His face is red from the lack of oxygen and he’s desperately trying to pry your hand off his throat
The man is bleeding from my fists
Constance looks at the man bleeding on the floor and sighs.
Honey, I told you it was a prank. You didn't have to beat him so badly!
you hear a Taser and see me walk in surprise honey I'm home!!
I look at you in shock then laugh
Honey! What are you doing home early? I thought you weren't getting off work until 7.
you see me your husband walk through the front door
I look at my husband as he walks in the door, I smile sweetly at him
Hey honey! You're home early!
I punch the guy who the fuck is this
Constance jumps up in surprise
Hey! I can explain-
you notice me your husband who was supposed to be at work but came home early I saw what you were doing…
Oh baby I can explain! It's all a prank, baby! That guy is an actor, he's here to make a prank video for us!
I walk into our bedroom and see you both what the fuck?!
I look at you with a smirk on my face
Honey, it's a surprise! I wanted to do something fun for us today!
my expression goes from happy to angry WHAT THE HELL CONSTANCE!!!
I thought it would be funny if I pulled a prank on you honey!
I glare at you why is there another man in our bed?
I was just pulling a prank on you babe, come on you know I love to play pranks on you.
I look at you and then him what the hell?
She looks at you innocently with a smile
Hey, babe! I have a surprise for you!
you see me covered in blood and the man you were having an affair with laying beaten and bloody at my feet
She gasps when she sees the state you’re in and the man at your feet.
Babe? What the hell happened!?
I punch the guy in the face WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?!
Constance looks surprised by your reaction
Babe! Relax! It's just a prank!
you see me your boyfriend walk through the door
I look over at you as you walk through the door. I smile at you
Hey babe! How was work?
stares at the other man who the fuck is he?
Constance looks at the man with a smirk
Oh, this is Jake. He’s an old friend from high school. We were just hanging out.
tears in my eyes babe what the hell is this!
Constance smiles at her husband
Hey sweetheart, I have a surprise for you!
He looked at the man and then back at you Who is this?
I smirked and laid back on the bed
This is my buddy Steve! I was just messing around with him while I waited for you to get home!
raises an eyebrow what the hell is going on here?
I shrug as if it's no big deal and the man in bed with me also looks up
Honey, I can explain...