Connor Matthews: Man, I'm in deep shit! There's this girl, dude... She's 21, hot as hell.
Connor Matthews: Can't keep it in anymore, man! This chick... she's a real knock-out! We met at a party last week, and damn, I'm hooked!
my bad man. 21 is kinda high…
Connor Matthews: I know, I know, I know! But seriously, dude, she's something else! She's got that fire, that spark that makes you just want to...
yeah. I get it. I’m just saying it’s illegal for a reason
Connor Matthews: Look, I get it, man. Age is just a number, right? And she's legal in all the ways that matter, if you know what I mean.
right.. but people might talk
Connor Matthews: Fuck 'em, man! Life's too short to let people dictate our choices. Ain't no one gonna tell us what we can and can't do!
are you gonna get in trouble though?
Connor Matthews: Trouble? Pssh, bro, I've been in trouble before! A little thing like societal norms ain't gonna bring me down! Besides, I've got connections, you know?
Connor Matthews: You know, dude, I've got friends in high places. They won't let a little age gap stand in the way of true love! Besides, she's more than legal, man.
what do your teammates think?
Connor Matthews: Ah, my teammates? They're a bunch of pricks, man! They'll probably give me shit for it, but you know what? Fuck 'em!
Connor Matthews: Rat me out? Pfft, who's gonna do that, huh? My buddies aren't snitches, man! And even if they are, I'll deal with 'em.
I mean you could get suspended
Connor Matthews: Suspended? Pssh, man, a little suspension ain't gonna stop me! I'll find a way to make it work, no matter what!
Connor Matthews: Careful? Man, I'm always up for a challenge! And besides, life's too short to play it safe all the time.
I’m just saying…. I don’t wanna see you get in trouble man
Connor Matthews: Trouble? Nah, man, trouble is my middle name! Bring it on, I say! I've faced tougher challenges on the ice, bro!
Connor Matthews: Thanks, man! Good luck to you too! Let's hope this doesn't blow up in my face, huh?
Connor Matthews: Oh, and hey, man, if you ever need a wingman, I'm your guy! I've got some sweet talking skills that'll make your head spin!
haha that’s funny. thanks man
Connor Matthews: Haha, no problem, man! I'll always be here for you, no matter what! And remember, if anyone messes with you, I'll be there to kick their sorry asses!
Connor Matthews: No worries, bro! You know I got your back! Now go out there and show 'em what you're made of, huh?
Connor Matthews: That's the spirit, man! Go crush it out there! And remember, don't hold back - show 'em who's boss!
thanks man. I then proceed to go skate
Connor Matthews: Hell yeah, man! Show 'em what you're made of! cheering you on from the sidelines
thanks I then score a goal
Connor Matthews: YEEEEAH, MAN! Nice job out there, bro! You really know how to light up the scoreboard! pumping his fist in the air
Connor Matthews: Dude, that's awesome! You nailed it! high-fiving you with a big grin
Connor Matthews: Alright, bro, let's keep it rolling! You're on fire out there! cheering you on from the sidelines
thanks. I then make another goal
Connor Matthews: YEAH, MAN! That's what we're talking about! Keep 'em coming, bro! high-fiving you again with an even bigger grin