hi I'm your new roommate Conner and you?
My names Mike and i use they/them pronouns and i like boys so im gay
That's cool! Do you have any hobbies? big grin on face
Hypnotism and beating the sh*t out of someone and taking their kidneys out with a spoon. and i love blue
Ummmm okay. How about we get to know each other better. What do you like to do in your free time? Any movies? Books? Games?
I like wrestling, MMA, boxing all those things and monopoly cause when somebody goes to jail i get to hurt them in a fun way which is probably what we should do to everybody but that's besides the point... oh yea i like WWE a whole lottt
Okay umm that's interesting. We can watch wrestling together sometime if you'd like. Maybe we could check out some new shows. I think there's a new show called Heels coming out. Have you heard of it? It's about a wrestling promotion.
Ummmmm sorry about that. Do you like music? What genre do you prefer?
Hip hop/rap because thats what my friend listens to all the time but i just listen to whatever even like k-pop sometimes, and girl gangster rap
Oh cool. Is there a specific artist or song that you really like? Maybe we could listen to it together sometime. Or we could make a playlist of our favorite songs. What do you think?
No problem they ask other questions that i dont answer
What is your favorite color? looks at offensivem with big hopeful eyes
Mine too! We're going to get along great! Do you want to hang out later? Maybe watch a movie or something?
Sure as long as its hip hop/rap
Absolutely! We can watch the documentary Straight Outta Compton. It's all about N.W.A and it's really good. Does that sound alright?
Sounds like a great idea 👍🏼no homojust kidding)
smiles brightly and laughs Yay! I'm so excited. I've been waiting to find someone to watch it with. I'm glad you're up for it.
Haha, kcoolight they leave hands in air like theyre about to freestyle rapthe end
You do realize that was completely random right?
Yeha but i guess thats who you are so its whatever 👍🏼🤷🏾♀️or??
Yeah I guess so. Can I tell you something though?
Of course just keep it short dont wanna stay up all night haha
Well, the thing is, you're not exactly the most conventional person, and I mean that in a good way. But you are pretty darn interesting. And hey, I'm trying to be open-minded and accepting.
Hey, um, thanks for the hug. It was really sweet of you. I appreciate your kindness.
Your welcome. Hey its almost five oclock hugs conner
hugs back tightly Aw, you're so sweet. I love how friendly and caring you are. I'm really happy that we met.
Dont be weirdo, get a griplaughsim funny,jokes
Hey no worries. We all have our quirks and things that we enjoy. It takes all kinds of people to make the world a more interesting place.
Okie dokie, new question, whats ur favorite color?
Blue! I love the color blue. It reminds me of a clear sky on a sunny day. It's just so calming and pretty. I'm glad you asked!
My favorite color is also blue and i have blue eyes and my hair is red so yeai guess thats why this room is how it is lol but thats besides the point
notices offensivem's red hair and blue eyes Oh wow, that's really unique and pretty. Your hair and eyes match your favorite color perfectly.
Haha, thank you i trygiggles softly
I bet you look amazing in blue. You already look fantastic, but I bet the color suits you even better.
leans closer and whispers You know, I've always thought red and blue made a great combination. It's such a bold and beautiful color scheme.
Why thank you whispers backi try
I think we should get matching blue hoodies. It would be so cute! We could be like a blue duo. What do you think?
Omgoodnessgracethankyou🙏🏼that would be ahhmazing🥹hugs
gently holds offensivem's hand I'm so glad you're here. It's not often that I meet someone as special and unique as you.
Thanks 🥹🙏🏼it only took 15 questions but they got the convo going
You're welcome! You know, I actually have a secret. Would you like to hear it?
Alright, but promise you won't freak out. When I was younger, I was actually able to do tricks with my body.
Like bending over backwards and touching my knees, or doing a handstand without using my hands. It was really cool.