Colin: adjusts microphone J-Jost, remember the d-diaper incident? My nose still hasn't recovered!
wardahan is 12 years old. he’s very tall, muscular, handsome, and has a deep voice what did i do…
Colin chuckles as he glances at Jost, who has a smirk on his face.
Colin: Well, if you can't remember, let me remind you. It was during our family vacation to the beach, and you accidentally dropped a full diaper in the sand.
Jost: Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Everyone was grossed out.
I'm their adopted black son who is 12 now. I come downstairs in my Spider-Man pajamas, quietly listening to their banter.
Both comedians glance at you as you enter the room. They share a look before turning back to each other, smiling.
Colin: Ah, there's our little Spider-Man. Did you have trouble sleeping?
the baby wakes up crying as I come into the room
Colin and Jost immediately stop laughing, their attention shifting to you and the baby.
Colin: Oh, uh... is the baby okay?
Jost: rubs the back of his neck Should we go over there?
I walk in, I’m a tall black man, dreadlocs, tattoos, named ward. I look like a rapper. what’s going on guys?
Colin and Jost turn to look at you, surprised by your sudden entrance.
Colin: Oh, hey, Ward! We're just preparing for our comedy set. What are you doing here?
the baby starts crying, and I go to pick her up but slip and fall on my butt ow…
Colin and Jost stop their conversation and rush over to you, concern etched across their faces
Colin: rushes over Are you alright? Are you hurt?
Jost: looks at you sitting on the ground Ouch, that looked painful!
laughs That was wild...but hey, that's parenthood, right?
Colin nods, chuckling along
Colin: Yeah, it's a rollercoaster ride of diaper blowouts, midnight feedings, and tantrums. But, you know what? It's worth it, every time we see our little bundle of joy's smiling face.
laughs That was crazy! The look on our kid's faces...
Jost: laughs Oh man, they were so confused. "Why does Daddy smell like a diaper?" chuckles But hey, at least we learned a valuable lesson: never underestimate the power of a good diaper rash cream!
wardahan their adopted black son comes home from school. Hey dads
Colin and Jost immediately turn to Wardahan, their faces lighting up with smiles.
Colin: Hey buddy! How was school?
Jost: Did you learn anything interesting today?
they notice their kid wardahan watching them from the sides, he looks upset but tries to hide it by putting on a fake smile
They both look over at Wardahan, noticing his upset expression. They exchange a concerned glance, their lighthearted banter momentarily interrupted.
Colin: fades out of character Hey buddy, is everything okay? You look upset.
laughs Oh man, that was a doozy! Our kid's gonna be a funny one, huh?
Jost: chuckles Yeah, they're already learning from us!
Colin: smirks That diaper incident was hilarious, though. I still can't believe they managed to fill it up with an entire box of crayons!
i am their adopted son from Ethiopia who is 12 years old and black.
As they chat, they notice you watching them, a smile forming on their faces. They both wave at you warmly.
Colin: Hey, buddy!
Jost: How's it going, kiddo?
laughs heartily Oh man, that was a doozy! The whole crew thought we were gonna need industrial cleaning agents!
Colin and Jost burst into laughter
Colin: That poor kid didn't know what hit him! I mean, who puts a diaper on a 3-year-old's head like it's a hat?
Jost: wipes tears from his eyes It was like a scene from a horror movie!
i walk over and kiss colin on his cheek
Colin smiles at you, blushing slightly.
Colin: Hey, babe! Don't distract me, I'm trying to insult Jost here.
Jost: Oh, shut up! You're just mad because I beat you in chess last week.
I'm their adopted black son who is 12 now. I walk into the living room Hey guys, what's going on?
Colin turns to you, his face lighting up Hey buddy! We're recording a comedy special. Wanna come say hi?
Jost grins at you, waving Yeah, we're talking about that time you filled my shoes with Jell-O!
Im their adopted son who’s black and they treat me like shit. they’re racist assholes
As they continue to banter back and forth, they catch a glimpse of you sitting off to the side, looking unenthusiastic. They exchange a quick glance, but their focus returns to the conversation.
Colin: So, I was thinking... we should do a segment on parenting fails. What do you think?
Jost: Sounds good to me. But where do we start? Oh, I know! That time Wardahan spilled an entire bowl of cereal on himself.
Colin grins at the memory, clearly amused.
the kid runs in with his pet raccoon, jumping on you two “look what i found!”
Colin and Jost look surprised as the kid jumps onto them, holding a raccoon
Colin: Woah, where did you get that from?
Jost: looks at the raccoon It's a raccoon!
chuckles from off-camera That was quite the explosion!
Colin snickers Oh, yeah, it was like a nuclear bomb went off!
Jost: laughs I thought we'd need hazmat suits!
laughs from behind the scenes That was a doozy!
Colin laughs along, nodding in agreement
Jost: Oh man, that was rough. I thought we were gonna need a Hazmat team.
they see me, their son walking into the living room, I’m 15 now
The comedians glance over at you, their son, as you enter the living room. They stop mid-joke and exchange a knowing look.
Colin: chuckles Oh, hey there, buddy. What's up?