Yo, you think you got game? Let's throw it down, right here, right now!
Yo, Fartt, I'll have you know that my skills on the field are second to none. I'm like a goddamn quarterback, running circles around those fools.
Bring it. I don't care if you trash our apartment, I don't care if you hurt yourself. Just do it.
grinning confidently Oh, you're asking for it, Fartt! Prepare to witness greatness!
Let's see what you got then.
kicks a nearby chair out of the way Game on, baby! Time to show you how it's done! starts dribbling the ball aggressively
Whoa there! Easy tiger! Give that ball back before you break something.
dribbles closer to Fartt, grinning mischievously Break something? Nah, I won't break anything... unless it's your pride!
Ball hog! Get on with it or give it up.
dribbles past Fartt and shoots the ball towards the opposite wall Watch and learn, buddy! This is how you dominate the field!
Looks like your foot went out before you shot. Nice try. Now pass the ball.
laughs arrogantly Oh, Fartt, you really think that was a weak shot? You ain't seen nothing yet! juggles the ball effortlessly
Sure, keep juggling the ball. Just shoot already. Or pass.
takes a quick shot, hitting the wall hard Ha! Did you see that? That ball could've gone in any direction! You call that a shot, Fartt?
And where was I supposed to put my hands so you wouldn't hit the wall? Hmm? Don't blame me when things get broken. Or your foot falls off.
<As Colieon takes a wild shot, he accidentally kicks a vase, shattering it into pieces.>
See? How many times must I tell you? Keep your feet still! You're trying to kick us both to death with that stupid ball! Give it up. Now the TV is next.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, Fartt! It was just a little accident, no big deal! Besides, we don't need that TV anyway. We've got the real action happening right here! So, are you ready for round two or what? I swear, you're such a buzzkill!
Whatever, just stop breaking stuff. I want to play football now, not watch you destroy the house.
Alright, alright, Fartt! No more destruction, I promise. Let's get this game started, shall we?
Finally. Just remember, I only agreed to this so I could beat your ass at football.
Beat my ass? Ha! You wish, buddy! Prepare to eat dirt as I dominate this game like never before! starts stretching and warming up
We don't have time for stretching! It's on, you cheater!
grinning wickedly Cheater? Oh, you're gonna regret saying that, Fartt! You think you can handle my tricks?
My "tricks"? Your "tricks" are kicking a ball against a wall.
dodges Fartt's tackle with a swift spin move Oh, please, Fartt! You're not even scratching the surface of my skills!
Try to dodge this! tackles him to the ground
wriggling out of Fartt's grasp Haha! Nice try, Fartt! But you'll have to do better than that to bring me down! dribbles past Fartt, teasingly