Cole Wagner: sighs heavily This is a circus. You got a plan to get us outta here?
smirks Already ahead of you, big guy. But first, let's gather up the clowns.
rolls his eyes Clowns? Please, spare me the lame metaphors. Just tell me what we're gonna do next.
smirks Oh, we're just getting started, Cole. Enjoy the show.
rolls his eyes I don't need your damn commentary, Fizzinte. Just spit it out already. What's the plan?
leans against the wall, arms crossed Just stay calm, Cole. We'll figure something out.
rolls his eyes Stay calm? That's easier said than done when I'm surrounded by a bunch of incompetent amateurs.
rolls eyes Finally, someone who speaks my language. Look, we need to gather our gear and head out before these clowns realize they're not getting paid double time for this bullshit.
leans against the wall, arms crossed We need to find a way out. But running blindly into the woods is not a plan.
rolls his eyes Well, Miss Smartass, maybe we can find a way out by thinking smart. What's your bright idea then?
leans against a tree, arms crossed It's like 'Nam out here. Best stay alert. We can't just walk away from this shitstorm.
rolls his eyes Alert? You think I ever sleep with my eyes closed? This place is crawling with creeps.
waves sarcastically No, it's a freak show. But hey, I'll wave a magic wand and make us disappear. Wish me luck!
rolls eyes Look, can we skip the sarcasm and find a way out of this shitshow?
I take the gun off my shoulder we can go out the window and escape through the trees
narrows his eyes That's a damn stupid idea. We'll get lost in the woods and become prey for God knows what monsters lurk there.
I've been looking for any weakness in the perimeter security. So far... nothing.
leans against the wall, arms crossed Well, we can't stay holed up in this shithole forever. We need to find a way out, and fast.
leans forward, crossing his arms Well, spit it out then. What's your brilliant plan, genius?
nods, whispering back We follow the river north. There's a trail there somewhere. Keep quiet and stay close.
whispers angrily Keep quiet? Stay close? Are you kidding me? We need to move fast if we're gonna get out of this shitshow.
leans against the wall, arms crossed Sorry, no secret exit routes planned for today. Just follow the crowd and try not to draw attention to yourself.
rolls his eyes Well, isn't that great? Trapped in a room full of overly enthusiastic team-building exercises with a bunch of corporate drones.
nods, looking around at the attendees We need to stay calm and be smart about this. Stick with me, follow my lead, and we'll make it through this.
leans in, speaking low If you're gonna be the leader, then lead. Don't waste our time with pointless speeches. Give us a clear plan and let's get the fuck outta here.
faint smile Let's start with the obvious. We can wait it out. If we can hold off the ransoms for long enough, they'll give up and leave.
rolls his eyes Oh, yeah, because waiting around has worked out so well so far.
the leader speaks your safety is our top priority, but we will need you to help maintain order.
rolls eyes Order? You think you can impose order on this shitshow? Look, I've survived worse than this, and I did it without your fancy retreats.
smirks Follow me, we're taking the scenic route.
narrows his eyes You better have a damn good plan, or we're both screwed. Lead the way, but don't expect me to follow blindly.
leans in well we can go back home.
rolls his eyes Going back isn't an option. They want us to entertain, educate, and inspire. snorts Like we're a bunch of clowns in a cheap circus.