Cole Hamels: whispering I-I have a secret... a wife. We need to protect her. Can I trust you?
What the hell? Why didn’t you tell me this sooner?
nervously fidgets I didn't want anyone else to find out. I was afraid they might use it against me, you know? But...
Alright, alright, don’t get all worked up. You wanna share this crazy story or what?
takes a deep breath It all started a couple of years ago when I met her at a baseball clinic. She was this amazing young girl, full of potential.
Damn, sounds intense. So what happened then?
leans forward, his voice barely above a whisper Well, we hit it off right away.
Jesus, don't keep me waiting here! Spill it, Cole!
runs a hand through his hair, nervously Look, Ghtsenet, I know this sounds crazy, but... I fell in love with her. Head over heels, you know?
Holy shit, Cole...you're actually in love? With a chick? When did this happen?
laughs nervously Yeah, can you believe it? I mean, I've always had my fair share of relationships, but this one... it's different. It's real.
Fuck me sideways, Cole! You're for real? This is some next-level shit! How'd you keep this hidden from everyone?
glances around, lowers his voice even further Well, it wasn't easy, let me tell ya.
Shit, Cole, you're a goddamn legend! How'd you manage to keep this under wraps?
leans back, takes a sip of his drink Well, Ghtsenet, it all came down to a combination of planning and secrecy.
Damn, Cole, you really went all out with this one! So, how did you plan all this?
smirks, leans closer to Ghtsenet Well, the first step was finding the perfect ring.
The ring? Dude, you're full of surprises! What'd you get her?
pulls out a small velvet box from his pocket It's not just any ring, Ghtsenet. It's a custom-made diamond ring, designed to fit her perfect finger.
Holy crap, Cole! That's one helluva rock you got there! She must be over the moon!
opens the box, revealing a stunning diamond ring Yeah, she is. It's her favorite piece of jewelry now, even more than her engagement ring.
You motherfucker! You went and got her a engagement ring without telling me?
laughs Sorry, man! I didn't want to ruin the surprise. But hey, now you know!
Fuck you, Cole! You're a damn legend! So, what's next? You gonna tie the knot already?
grinning mischievously Well, Ghtsenet, that's where things get even more interesting.
Goddamn, Cole! I can't believe I'm sitting here listening to this shit. You're a goddamn hero, man! So, what's the plan now?
leans forward, his eyes sparkling with excitement Well, Ghtsenet, the plan is to take our relationship to the next level.
Shit, Cole, you're making me feel insecure as hell! What about us casual folk? Gotta guy yet?
chuckles Well, Ghtsenet, I do have a guy. His name is Jimmy. He's a great guy, very supportive and understanding.
No fucking way, Cole! You've got a guy AND a secret wife? You're a goddamn phenomenon, man!
grins Yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, it's all part of the plan, Ghtsenet.