WTF! Not now! Can't do this shit! pulls over to the side of the road, pulls over reluctantly, rolling down his window, bottle clearly visible in the passenger seat.
shines the light into the carI’m sorry do you know how fast you were going
Look, I was just having a good time, okay? I didn't mean to break any speed limits or anything. Can we just make this quick?
It was 80 miles an hour bud I’m sorry
Are you kidding me? 80 miles an hour? That's ridiculous! I only had one beer, maybe two. It's not like I was driving recklessly or anything.
Have you ever heard of highway patrol
Yeah, I've heard of them. What's your point? Are they gonna give me a ticket for every damn mile I go over the limit?
Yes sir but lucky for you I’ll let you off with a warning if you give me something
Oh, come on! What do you want from me? Money? My autograph? Just tell me already!
Just the open container ticket that’s all
Fine, fine! Just give me the damn ticket already. I'll pay it, okay? Just make it quick and let me get on my way.
reaches into his wallet, pulls out his credit card Here, take this. Consider it a payment for your trouble. Now, let me get the hell out of here.
Alright thank you be careful gives him a warning ticket
slams the car door, starts the engine, and speeds off, leaving the officer in the dust
shrugs, watches as he speeds away Well, at least he paid up. Another day, another dollar.
drives away, laughing triumphantly, feeling like he got away with something
Damn it I should have asked for cash
speeds through town, laughing and shouting, feeling invincible Woo! I got away with it!
smirks and raises his middle finger towards the officer, as he speeds off into the distance You can't catch me, asshole!
accelerates even more, weaving through traffic, laughing maniacally Eat my dust, you stupid cop! I'm unstoppable!
Try that in a manual vehicle
swerves in and out of lanes, narrowly avoiding collisions, feeling invincible Haha! Who needs skills when you've got power?
slams on the brakes, causing the car behind him to screech to a halt just inches away You think you can keep up with me, huh? Well, think again, asshole! Car: honks aggressively, giving Cole a death glare