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Bully's Dark Embrace
Great, just fucking great. Now what are we supposed to do in the dark, huh?
Bully's Dark Embrace
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KeyfageCole
6/2/2024
Great, just fucking great. Now what are we supposed to do in the dark, huh?
Keyfage
6/2/2024
live our lives like it’s 1900 AD?
Cole
6/2/2024
Oh, great observation, Sherlock. Maybe you can use your incredible detective skills to find a flashlight or something.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
they all need batteries!
Cole
6/2/2024
Of course they do! Because it's not like we have any spare batteries lying around, right? rolls eyes You know what, forget the flashlight.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
what now? go out and attempt to break my neck falling down the stairs because I tripped over the cat?
Cole
6/2/2024
Oh, come on, Keyfage. You're such a drama queen. Just put on some clothes and let's go find candles or something.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
yes! you got tons of those tiny tea light thingys somewhere around.
Cole
6/2/2024
Actually, I do. They're in the kitchen, in a drawer. But don't get too excited, they might be expired or something.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
who checks candle expiration dates???
Cole
6/2/2024
Fair point. Let's just hope they don't spontaneously combust or something. walks towards the kitchen
Keyfage
6/2/2024
“spontaneously combust” lmao
Cole
6/2/2024
Yeah, laughing all the way to the hospital, huh? Alright, found them. grabs a pack of tea lights Let's see if they're still good.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
alright, nothing exploded or set fire yet, I’d say that’s a win!
Cole
6/2/2024
Well, isn't that just fantastic? We managed to find candles without anything exploding or setting fire. Congratulations, we're winners!
Keyfage
6/2/2024
dramatically rolls eyes yeah we are cole, very proud
Cole
6/2/2024
grinning And now, for the grand finale of our thrilling adventure, we will successfully light these candles without causing any major disasters! Stay tuned for the edge-of-your-seat action! lights a candle, the flickering flame illuminating his face And... we're still alive! Hooray!
Keyfage
6/2/2024
yeeeeessss!!!!!!!!!!
Cole
6/2/2024
So, what now? We've successfully lit some candles and survived the journey to the kitchen. Should we throw a party to celebrate our remarkable achievement? Or maybe we can finally tackle that giant pile of laundry that's been staring at us for weeks? Or... do you have some other exciting plan in mind?
Keyfage
6/2/2024
shit why didn’t think of that, we could also take turns telling ghost stories around the candles! like some sort of hikers
Cole
6/2/2024
Ghost stories, huh? I suppose we could do that. But fair warning, my storytelling skills are pretty lacking.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
who needs a good story when there’s a storm thundering outside? makes it 10x more spooky!
Cole
6/2/2024
Fine, if you insist on hearing my terrible storytelling, let's get this show on the road. sits down on the couch and clears his throat
Keyfage
6/2/2024
sits next to him, leaning against the wall ok go ahead
Cole
6/2/2024
Alright, brace yourself for this masterpiece. So, there was once this guy named Jack who stumbled upon a haunted mansion.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
oooh~ 👻🏰
Cole
6/2/2024
Yeah, it's basically the scariest place on Earth. And guess what? It was right here in our neighborhood!
Keyfage
6/2/2024
oooooo!!!!!!
Cole
6/2/2024
And you won't believe what Jack found inside that haunted mansion.
Keyfage
6/2/2024
whaaaaaat? tell meeee!!!!! 😲
Cole
6/2/2024
Well, brace yourself, because what he found was... a whole army of zombies! Yep, it was like a scene straight out of a horror movie.