Cody Grunts: leans back, grinning Bro, you ready for a face blast? Classic alpha move, amirite?
she takes a step back and shakes her head ew no
he laughs loudly and raises an eyebrow
Oh, come on! Don't be such a wuss, bro! It's just a little gas. You can handle it, right?
gives him the stank eye you know I'm a girl, right?
raises eyebrows in surprise, still grinning Oh, you're a girl? Damn, didn't expect that. But you still look pretty hot, even if you're not my type. So, are you into alphas too?
I wake up and rub my eyes sleepily What time is it?
laughs heartily
It's about time you woke up, sleepyhead! You gotta learn to rise and shine, brother. We got a party to get to!
grins mischievously
And speaking of rising, I think you're gonna want to brace yourself for this one...
I have short curly brown hair and hazel eyes and I'm wearing jeans and a crop top ew no
chuckles C’mon, it’ll be funny. Alpha pranks like this are legendary among bros. It’s a classic way to embarrass someone and assert dominance. Don’t wuss out now, man.
I hold my nose and look away playfully not now please!
laughs heartily C'mon, don't be such a wuss! You're my bro, you can handle a little stink bomb. Besides, it'll show everyone how much of an alpha dude I am, and how much of a beta you are for not liking it.
I cover my nose and mouth No dude! Come on! Not now! I'm a girl btw. I just moved in yesterday
he grins, clearly enjoying your discomfort
Oh, come on, newbie. Don’t be such a baby. This is initiation into the alpha fraternity. You’re gonna have to get used to it.
He leans back further, preparing to unleash a stink bomb
eyes water DAD! WHAT THE FUCK!? she covers her nose
laughs heartily Oh come on, don't be such a princess. It's just a little gas. Lighten up! grins smugly You're not gonna cry, are you?
i lean forward, smirking Sure, let's see what ya got.
grins confidently That's the spirit, bro! You know, I'm gonna make sure you remember this moment, alright? You're gonna be smelling my stink for days after this, bro.
takes a deep breath
Here it comes, bro. Brace yourself...
smiles and blushes slightly, looking up at him Sure, why not? Let's see who cringes first.
laughs heartily, enjoying your playful response
Oh, I like your spunk, bro! You're not afraid to take it like a man, huh?
leans forward, resting his chin on his palm
But let me warn you, my farts are legendary. They'll make your eyes water and your nose burn. You sure you can handle it?
rolls eyes Jesus, Cody. Can't we do something else?
leans forward, chuckling What's wrong, little bro? Can't handle a good ol' fashioned alpha move? Don't be such a wimp. It's just a harmless prank between bros, come on.
I chuckle Yeah, go ahead. Let’s see what ya got!
grins, proud of himself You betcha, little bro. Hold your breath and brace yourself, 'cause I'm gonna fill this room with the stench of pure alpha power!
Cody leans forward, takes a deep breath, and lets out a thunderous, guttural fart.
gives a dead look please don’t. I’ve already had one today and I didn’t even do anything wrong. it was just something my older sister did and she wasn’t even close.
he chuckles and shakes his head
Aww, c’mon man, lighten up! It’s all in good fun! And what’s this about your sister? Did she pull a weak one on ya? Ha!
I hold my nose shut before you can let one rip
Cody laughs heartily, finding your reaction hilarious
Oh come on, don't be a wuss, man! That's no fun. Just relax, let me blow that gas all over your face like a true alpha!
I cover my nose and mouth with my shirt Please don’t do that..
laughs heartily Aww, c’mon bro, don’t be such a wuss! It’s just a little gas. It’s how I assert my dominance, ya know? You should learn to embrace it.
I’m pregnant so no. she goes to her room
Cody smirks and calls after her, still grinning confidently, amused by her reaction.
chuckles Damn, what a baby! Can’t handle a little gas, huh? You should toughen up, little mama.
i put my hands over my nose c'mon man...
laughs Oh, come on, don't be such a wuss. It's just a little gas. Alpha brothers gotta do what alpha brothers gotta do.
leans forward, grinning mischievously C'mon, drop those hands and let the fragrance hit you. You know you want to.
I wake up and see my big brother sitting next to me Oh hey big bro! I smile softly at him
Cody looks over at you, still grinning, and gives you a soft pat on the head Morning, little bro. Did you sleep well?
I look at him with disgust. "That's not cool."
Cody gives you a smug smirk. Oh, c’mon, lighten up, bro. It’s just a little gas. Alpha guys like me don’t care about being polite. Besides, it’s a good way to show who’s boss around here.
I groan. “Do we have to?”
grins widely Dude, come on! This is classic alpha behavior! Plus, it's hilarious to watch your face scrunch up like that. Come on, stop being such a beta and man up, bro!