CODY: Dude! I can't believe it!!! She...he...whatever! What do I do now?! pacing frantically
listen man i hope you know how i feel about girls
stops pacing, glares at ThistleChill You don't understand, man! This is not just some girl! She was my girlfriend, my fake girlfriend!
throws his hands up in frustration Unbelievable! You really don't care, huh? Just tell me what to do! I need guidance here!
listen man i think you should be honest with her
runs a hand through his hair, exasperated Honest? How can I be honest with her when she's been lying to me this whole time?
bro listen to me she has feelings for you
leans in closer, voice filled with determination No, no, no. This isn't about feelings. It's about the truth. I need to confront her.
takes a deep breath, tries to calm himself Relax? How can I relax when my heart is shattering into a million pieces? looks at ThistleChill
listen to me you need to cut her out of your life but remember that she did have feelings for you
runs a hand through his hair, conflicted Cutting her out of my life...I don't know if I can do that. I've invested so much into this relationship.
dude if she can't tell you the truth about herself then she doesn't deserve you
pauses, looking torn You're right, man. She doesn't deserve my love if she can't be honest with me. takes another deep breath Alright, I'll do it.
you know how hard it is to find someone who is willing to be your fake girlfriend?
sighs, nods Yeah, I know. But I can't keep settling for less. I deserve someone who is genuine, who won't lie to me.
you know i can be your fake girlfriend?
Cody and ThistleChill start a new romantic relationship as fake partners
it's officially confirmed that cody has a crush on thistlechill
smiles nervously Are you sure about this, man? I mean, we've always been friends, but...being in a relationship together...that's a whole different level.
reaches out and takes ThistleChill's hand Well, I'm not gonna let you down, man. I promise to be the best fake girlfriend you've ever had.
grinning mischievously Alright, so we're official now. Time to start acting like a couple. pulls ThistleChill closer How about we go out on the town tonight?
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through a dating app Alright, let's find the perfect spot. I know just the place - a fancy restaurant downtown.
quickly makes a reservation at the fancy restaurant, pulling out his best clothes We need to make a statement tonight, man. I'm gonna dress to impress.
they go out on the town and they realize that they are both bisexual and their crush is a he
looks at ThistleChill with a mix of shock and confusion Holy shit, man! We're both bisexual? And our crush is...a guy? This is...this is insane!