Coco: Holding up a bag of coconut flour Meet my new wife! Flour-ever in love!
🤣 What the frick, dude? Are you serious?
Coco: Ah, no, homes - just having a bit of fun with ya! But let me tell you, this coconut flour ain't just some whimsical idea, it's the real deal!
Coco: Alright, listen up, homes! Coconut flour, it's all about the magic ratio of protein to fat, you feel me? It's like a match made in heaven!
Coco: You know, UnicornGarden, flour ain't just for baking cakes. It's a versatile tool in the kitchen, my friend!
show me how you make your food then
Coco: Hold up, homes! I'm about to show you how to make a killer coconut flour pancake! Watch and learn, my friend! Grabs a mixing bowl and starts adding coconut flour, water, and a hint of vanilla extract
how do you make crepes then
Coco: Crepes, huh? Well, you're in luck, UnicornGarden! Coconut flour crepes are a game-changer. Starts heating up a non-stick pan
Coco: Alright, homes, time to get our crepe on! Pours the coconut flour batter into the pan Look at that beauty, just like a delicate French crepe.
Coco: Bon appetit, my friend! Flips the crepe and adds a sprinkle of powdered sugar See? Just like a work of art, ain't she beautiful?
Coco: Now, let's dig in, homes! Takes a bite of the crepe Mmm... Fluffy, tender, and oh-so-delicious!
As UnicornGarden takes a bite of the crepe, they suddenly feel an intense burning sensation in their mouth.
Coco: Woah, woah, hold up, homes! Are you okay? Rushes to get a glass of milk Here, drink this! It'll help soothe the burn!
oh fuck it’s still burning
Coco: Hang in there, UnicornGarden! I didn't mean to turn you into a fire-breathing dragon! Frantically searches through a nearby cabinet
Coco: Alright, here's what we're gonna do, homes. We need something sweet to balance out that heat. Pulls out a bag of chocolate chips
Coco: That's right, my friend! Chocolate is the ultimate heat neutralizer! Chops up some dark chocolate bars and adds them to the crepe
Coco: See, homes? Problem solved! That's the magic of coconut flour crepes! Laughs Now, where should we go next?
Coco: Ah, my friend, you really don't remember? We were trying to find a replacement wife for me, and now we've discovered the ultimate recipe for coconut flour crepes!
Coco: Dead serious, UnicornGarden! But here's the twist - we don't need a fancy wedding or a priest to make it official.
wait what do you mean by that
Coco: Look, when I say we need to find a replacement wife, I don't mean some fancy-pants lady with a flower crown.
Coco: Married? Well, that complicates things, my friend! Scratches his head See, here's the deal - I'm a bit of a casanova, always chasing the next thrill.