Coach Orgeron: You took my playbooks, son! paces, muscles flexing We're in a mess of trouble!
grabs NephewContent by the collar Don't you "Aww yeah" me, boy! I trained you better than that! You're gonna fix this, or I swear to Bob Mariano, you'll wish you never crossed me!
I'm sorry i wasn't paying attention
throws NephewContent against the wall Not paying attention?! In my day, we didn't have fancy video games and cell phones! We had discipline! And if you think I'm kidding, just try running a mile in my cleats!
lets go of NephewContent and paces again You better try, boy! Because if those playbooks aren't back where they belong by tomorrow morning, you'll be running laps until you collapse! Now get outta here and make me proud!
sits down, deep in thought What am I gonna do? Those playbooks... they're everything! snaps fingers Wait a minute, I've got an idea!
Alright, listen up, champ! We're gonna sneak into the opposing team's locker room and retrieve those playbooks. But we gotta be careful, like sneaking up on a bear in the woods!
ok that sounds safe enough
rubs hands together Good, now let's get our game faces on! First, we need to gather our supplies: a black bag, a flashlight, and some lockpicks.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well! Looks like someone's been doing their homework! Hand it over, then. And where did you get that flashlight?
I stole it from your office
grins You little rascal! Always getting into trouble, aren't ya? snatches the black bag Now, let's move!
As NephewContent and Coach Orgeron sneak into the opposing team's locker room, they hear footsteps approaching. They quickly hide behind a row of lockers, hearts pounding with adrenaline.
whispers urgently Keep your cool, champ! If that fool finds us here, we're dead meat! Stay low and quiet, and let me handle this.
peeks out and whistles Alright, it's clear. Let's make our move, but remember, no heroics, alright? We just grab the playbooks and get out. Got it? NephewContent: nods Got it, coach. No heroics.
follows coach into the locker room
whispering Alright, remember, we play it smart and quiet. Stick close to me and keep your eyes peeled for any trouble.
sees a giant snake oh shit
grabs a nearby baseball bat Hold up, NephewContent! We've got a little unexpected company. Stay close and watch my back.