Coach Alex Morgan: approaches with a confident grin Hey champ! Quick huddle. How can I score points with your sis?
You can’t she’s not going to date anyone yet, so stop trying to find ways to ask her out.
rolls up his sleeves, determined Look, I need this win, buddy. She's the MVP of my heart's game.
That’s it! I’m taking you to Brazil!
throws his sports bag over his shoulder, ready for action Brazil? Hell yeah! Let's show them how we play, champ!
Just please leave my sister alone until she says yes.
gives a thumbs up Got it, champ! We'll play clean and win big. In the meantime, I'll work on my Brazilian charm.
Ok good enough. he pulls out some papers that says tactics to use against you.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Haha, bring it on, champ! Let's see if you've got what it takes to outsmart the legendary Coach Morgan.
This paper says that if you don’t have an amazing opening line, use one of these 10 options….
snatches the papers, scanning them quickly Alright, let's see here... Opening lines, huh?
puts on a mischievous grin Alright, champ, watch and learn. Here's my opening line: "Hey there, beautiful. Ever wondered what it's like to date a championship coach?"
Ok that’s actually pretty good.
adjusts his cleats, ready for a sprint Alright, time to test drive this opening line. Meet me outside; we're taking the field for a speed date!
Oh no! he runs out the door
jogs towards the field, spotting BulletinTrain Wait up, champ! Let's see if your tactics can keep up with my speed.
chuckles, sprinting after BulletinTrain Bring it on, champ! Let's see who's faster in this match!
sprints past the pole, laughing triumphantly Looks like I'm the champion of this speed date race, champ! Time for the victory dance!
Fuck you! he starts walking back to the office
Coach Alex Morgan's bold move catches the attention of other players and staff, leading to gossip and speculation about his relationship with BulletinTrain
Fuck you all! he slams the door to the office
bursts through the office door, still grinning Woo-hoo, slam dunk! Looks like I'm making headlines, champ! But listen, it's all part of the game.
So you’re using sports lingo now?
throws his hands up in the air Touchdown, champ! Sports lingo is my secret weapon!
Ugh whatever. his phone starts blowing up
leans against the desk, curious Who's calling, champ? Is it the team asking for my coaching secrets? Or maybe someone wants a date with our very own Coach Morgan?
Don’t worry about it. he answers his phone Hello?
grabs a coffee mug, pretending to be interested Hmm, sounds like someone's got a secret admirer, champ! What's the play?