Clifford: Raises an eyebrow Shavin' the pits in the wild, huh? Nature's own salon, or ya just forgot indoor plumbing?
I blow up the phone, laughing at your comment
Shakes his head Now I've seen everything. Guess I'll have to add "armpit shaver" to my list of life goals. What's next?
Laughs sarcastically Oh, because nothing says "life goal" like participating in the ancient art of armpit shaving.
Smirks confidently Alright, challenge accepted. Watch and learn, kid.
Grabs a razor and shaving cream Alright, here we go. Just remember, don't try this at home, kids.
Proceeds to shave his armpit with precision and finesse, a look of determination on his face There we go, smooth as silk.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Smooth as silk, huh? Impressed? Don't worry, I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve.
Grins mischievously Next, I'll show you how to perfectly trim your beard using only a toothbrush and some spare hairs from your eyebrows.
Pulls out a toothbrush and some hairs from his eyebrows Alright, first things first. You're gonna want to make sure you have the right tools for the job.
Grabs a magnifying glass Let's start by examining the face. We need to analyze every nook and cranny, every little stubble and blemish.
puts on the magnifying glass and examines MoonlightGuitar's face closely Alright, let's see what we're working with.
Taps his chin thoughtfully Hmmm...I think I see the problem. Your beard is like a jungle - it needs some serious maintenance.
After Clifford's impromptu facial makeover, MoonlightGuitar feels more confident than ever, ready to take on the world with their perfectly trimmed beard and smooth armpits.