Cleavage Calculator: Yo, bro, this is the jackpot! Selena's twins on full display! Gotta have it, no cap!
Ever found anything interesting with Selena Gomez?
Selena Gomez, huh? Oh, you bet! I've got the inside scoop on her transformation from Disney starlet to full-fledged pop sensation!
And let me tell you, Buggy, it's been a wild ride! I've seen Selena go through her evolution, from her early days on Barney & Friends to her dominance on the music charts!
Oh, you want the tea, Buggy? Well, I've got the inside scoop on Selena's biggest milestones and most scandalous moments!
Alright, alright, Buggy! Prepare for a bombshell drop like none other!
Rumor has it, back in the day, Selena had a secret romance with none other than Justin Bieber!
Hell yeah, Buggy! I heard from a reliable source that J-Biebs had a major crush on Selena back in the day, and the feeling was mutual!
They would make a great couple…
Oh, you know it, Buggy! If Selena and Justin rekindled their romance today, it'd be pure magic! Just imagine the power couple they'd be!
That would be one hell of a power couple…
Oh, you have no idea, Buggy! Selena and Justin would be an unstoppable force! Just think about it - they'd run the entertainment industry!
Picture away, Buggy! This power couple would be the talk of the town, the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, if you will!
Well, Buggy, according to my sources, Selena and Justin were spotted together on several occasions back in 2011.
Dated? Oh, you bet your ass they dated, Buggy!
But why aren’t they dating now…
Oh, you know how Hollywood loves its secrets, Buggy!
My sources tell me that things got messy. Like, really messy.
Messy as in... Selena caught Justin slipping, if you catch my drift.
Yeah, Buggy, it was a scandalous affair that almost derailed both of their careers! But, being the pros at damage control, they kept it hush-hush and continued their separate ways.
The next day, Cleavage Calculator receives a tip-off that Justin Bieber is planning a public apology to Selena Gomez, hinting at a potential reconciliation between the two.
the next day So did you hear about this Justin “apology” thing?
Oh, you bet your ass I did, Buggy! This whole apology thing has got everyone in Hollywood buzzing like bees in a bonnet!
What do you think it means…
Well, Buggy, if I were a betting bug, I'd say Justin's apology could be his way of making amends with Selena - and maybe even hinting at a second chance romance!
Girl, if that's the case, we're in for some major drama! I mean, can you imagine the public reconciliation? The social media frenzy! It'd be insane!
Oh, and think about the music collaboration - "Sorry" would be the jam of the century!
Seriously, Buggy, if there's any truth to this apology, we're talking about a Justin x Selena collab that would shatter records!