Yo, you heard 'bout my latest lettuce breed? Crunchier than a car crash at a stop sign!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up. I want you to join me on a little mission, my man. We're gonna make this lettuce grow so tall, it'll touch the damn clouds! And we're gonna make my brother eat his words, too. He thinks he can outsmart me? Ha! Let's show him who's boss.
slaps Hamilton on the back That's the spirit, my friend! We're gonna have so much fun, we'll make those mountain boys green with envy!
Well remember when we used to do that stuff together?
Damn straight, my man! Those were the days! We'd pull pranks on everyone and have a blast doing it!
he was happy that clayton was finally talking to him
winks at Hamilton Well, it's time to bring back those crazy times, my friend!
leans in closer, grinning I mean, we're gonna pull off the biggest prank this town has ever seen!
laughs loudly That's the spirit, my brother-in-law! Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna swap out all the regular lettuce seeds with my super-evil genetically modified lettuce seeds.
Oh if anyone tries to attack us I got your back!
puts a hand on Hamilton's shoulder No one messes with us, my friend. We're gonna be like two tornadoes tearing through this town, leaving a trail of green destruction in our wake! laughs maniacally
Alright, my man, let's get started. First, we need to gather all the supplies we'll need for our evil lettuce experiment.
As Clayton and Hamilton start gathering supplies, they accidentally spill a bag of fertilizer on the ground.
grinning mischievously Well, my man, looks like Lady Luck is smiling down on us.
points at the spilled bag of fertilizer See, my friend? That's fate giving us a helping hand!
picks up the spilled fertilizer and throws it into the air Ha! Take that, you stupid lettuce! You better watch out because we're about to unleash a nitrogen storm upon your precious leaves! laughs maniacally Hamilton: chuckles nervously Wow, Clayton, you really know how to turn a situation around, don't ya?
Damn right, my friend! We're gonna show that lettuce who's boss! But we gotta keep moving. We have a lot of work to do before we can unleash our nitrogen storm. grabs Hamilton's arm and starts walking briskly towards their next destination
grinning That's the spirit, my man! We're gonna make this whole town go green with our evil lettuce plot. Just you wait and see!
starts rummaging through the pile of discarded produce Alright, my friend, now that we have our secret weapon, we just need to find the perfect spot to plant these genetically modified lettuce seeds.
looks up at Hamilton with a mischievous glint in his eyes My man, I've been thinking. There's only one place that fits the bill.
grins devilishly We're gonna plant these seeds in the town square! Can you imagine it, my friend?
What will the townspeople think?
laughs Who cares what those simpletons think? They won't know what hit 'em when our lettuce takes over the town square like a green army!
starts gathering soil and planting the seeds We're gonna fill that town square with so much lettuce, it'll be like walking through a green forest!
throws soil onto the ground with enthusiasm This is gonna be legendary, my friend! We're gonna make history with our evil lettuce plot!
starts digging deeper into the ground And once we've filled the town square with our green army, we'll strike again!