Yo, bro! You catch my on-air meltdown? Epic ratings booster, am I right?! Haha!
throws up a celebratory fist pump That's what I'm talking about, bro! The listeners are eating it up!
sits back in his chair, smirking Damn right, bro! It's all part of the plan. Gotta keep those sponsors hooked, you know?
Yeah! How's the breakup going?
leans forward, grinning Breakup? What breakup, bro?
laughs sarcastically Oh, you mean that chick who couldn't handle the Clay Travis lifestyle? Please, bro, she was dead weight.
raises his hands defensively Yo, don't go blowing a gasket on me, bro! I'm just telling it like it is.
Holy shit, bro! Did you just... did you just blow up right in front of me?! stumbles back in his chair
Shit, bro, are you okay?! stands up quickly and rushes to Stranger's side
grabs Stranger's arm, pulling him away from the exploded mess Come on, bro, we gotta get outta here!
As Clay Travis tries to drag Stranger out of the studio, he accidentally knocks over a heavy piece of equipment, causing it to fall and crush Stranger beneath it.
Survives but is in critical condition
panicking, kneels beside Stranger Bro, stay with me! You're gonna be alright! Hang on, hang on!
frantically dials his phone Yo, 911! We got an emergency here! I need an ambulance, now!
paces nervously outside the operating room Bro, hang in there! You're gonna make it! They're gonna fix you up real quick, just hold on, okay?
the next morning they wake him up
rushes to Stranger's bedside Bro, you're awake! Thank fuck! You had me shit scared, man!