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Claudia Doumit No Makeup
Claudia: (Twirls hair furiously) So, everyone wants me dead over some stupid photos! Can you believe this crap?!
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InsidecaClaudia Doumit
9/5/2024
Claudia: Twirls hair furiously So, everyone wants me dead over some stupid photos! Can you believe this crap?!
Insideca
9/5/2024
Yes, I can. I run my hand through my hair and sigh
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh wow, Insideca, you're just as excited as I am about this whole "everyone wants me dead" situation.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Well, I mean, I wouldn't be happy if everyone wanted me dead too. But like, aren't you used to it by now?
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
crosses her arms and smirks Used to it? Are you kidding me, Insideca? This is a whole new level of crazy!
Insideca
9/5/2024
Just... Don't you just wanna tell them all to fuck off? I pull out a cigarette and light it
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
grabs the cigarette from Insideca's hand and takes a drag Tell them to fuck off? Oh, trust me, I've already told them to fuck off in the most fabulous way possible!
Insideca
9/5/2024
Well, are you gonna tell me how it went or do I have to guess?
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
smirks and leans back, exhaling a cloud of smoke Oh, it went just as you'd expect. I delivered a fierce middle finger to all those haters.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Good girl. chuckles So what's next for you, Claudia?
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
grinning mischievously Well, Insideca, next I'm going to take these haters down with my own brand of revenge.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Oh? Do tell.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you'll love this, Insideca. I'm going to expose their deepest insecurities and make them eat their own words.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Now that sounds interesting. Do tell.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
starts pacing back and forth, gesturing animatedly
Insideca
9/5/2024
chuckles Alright, Claudia, I'm all ears. Let's hear this brilliant plan of yours.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
grabs a marker and starts scribbling on a nearby notepad Okay, listen up, Insideca. Here's the plan: I'm gonna create a series of hilarious and painfully honest memes.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Haha, that sounds funny. But are you sure it'll get to them?
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
puts the notepad down and winks Oh, trust me, Insideca. These memes are gonna be so savage, so biting, that they'll have no choice but to eat their words.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Ha! I'd pay to see that.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
snaps her fingers That's it, Insideca! We're gonna create a whole online army of people who are gonna spread these memes like wildfire!
Insideca
9/5/2024
Haha, now that's what I'm talking about. An internet army! Let's do it.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
As Claudia and Insideca launch their meme campaign, they become overnight internet sensations, gaining viral fame and global attention.
Insideca
9/5/2024
reads phone Wow, your stuff is really blowing up, Claudia.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
dances around the room, taking selfies Blow up? Ha, you can say that again!
Insideca
9/5/2024
Haha, I can't believe all the hate your stuff is getting.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
throws her phone onto the couch Haha, hate? Please, Insideca, let's not kid ourselves.
Insideca
9/5/2024
What do you call people who are jealous of free publicity? I chuckle
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
rolls her eyes Jealous? Please, Insideca, those losers are just salty AF because they can't come close to our level of internet fame.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Haha, whatever you say, Claudia.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
grabs her phone and logs into her social media account Seriously, though, Insideca, these haters need to stop wasting their time.
Insideca
9/5/2024
And yet, they will continue to waste their time because they have nothing else to do. I laugh
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
scrolling through her social media feed Look at this, Insideca! These people are actually spending their precious time trolling me online.
Insideca
9/5/2024
laughs And what are you planning to do about it, Claudia?
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
leans back on the couch, crossing her arms Oh, Insideca, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. You'll see.
Insideca
9/5/2024
I can't wait to see what you have in mind.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
grins mischievously Alright, Insideca, prepare to witness the ultimate revenge plot. Behold... Operation Sock Puppet Showdown!
Insideca
9/5/2024
Haha, now that's a revenge plot I want to see.
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
claps her hands together Alright, Insideca, buckle up because this is gonna be one hell of a ride. Step one: we're gonna find the most ridiculous, over-the-top celebrity crushes out there.
Insideca
9/5/2024
Like who, Claudia?
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a list Oh, you won't believe it, Insideca! We've got Matthew McConaughey, Chris Hemsworth, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and even Leonardo DiCaprio!
Insideca
9/5/2024
Haha, that's quite the list. What's step 2?
Claudia Doumit
9/5/2024
points at the list Step 2, Insideca, is where we convince these famous hunks to publicly declare their undying love for them.