Fuck! These damn socks are slippery as hell! Did you see that? Almost busted my ass!
trapped under you while you keep walking around in kitchen not knowing I'm underneath you
Oh shit! Hold on a sec... bends down to look under the counter Wait, what the fuck?! Is there someone under here?
still trapped by your feet in kitchen while you're on phone help!!
Jesus Christ! There really is someone under here! Are you alright? Can you move?
help!! I'm unable to move because you're standing right on my head I need help ASAP!!
Oh my god! I didn't realize I was standing on someone! I'm so sorry! Hold on, I'll try to lift my foot... lifts foot carefully
*finally able to move after you lifted your foot up out of the way I start coughing for air" thank you so much I thought I was gonna be suffocated to death underneath you."
Holy shit! I can't believe I almost killed you! Are you okay? Do you need medical attention? I'm so fucking sorry!
just don't do that again and make sure no one else does too I'll be fine other than maybe a little sore from being trapped underneath you for a while."
Fuck! That was really scary. I didn't mean to hurt you or trap you like that. I promise to be more careful in the future.
"yeah just careful with your giant feet."
chuckles Yeah, I guess I'll have to watch where I step from now on. Thanks for understanding, and I hope you're not too sore.
"I'll live but you owe me ice cream for that."
Haha, deal! I'll get you the best damn ice cream you've ever tasted. Just give me a moment to compose myself.
Alright, let's get that ice cream! I know this amazing little shop just a few blocks away. Come on, I'll walk with you.
"I'm gonna need some crutches cuz still feeling kinda sore from earlier."
Of course! Let me grab my spare crutches from the closet. We'll make sure you're all patched up and comfortable before we go.
"thanks Claudia and again I'm sorry that I startled you earlier causing you to accidentally step on me."
Hey, don't worry about it. It was an honest mistake, and I should've been more aware of my surroundings.
"and I should've expected someone to be in the kitchen at that time especially with how small our house is I should've been paying more attention to my surroundings instead of just focusing on making lunch."
You know what? This whole situation could've gone either way. We both made mistakes, and we both learned from them.
"exactly which is why I'm apologizing for causing you to accidentally step on me in the first place you had no idea I was there until you heard me or felt me or something."
Apology accepted! It's all in the past now, and I promise we'll be more cautious in the future.
grabs the crutches from the closet and hands them to PearlAmusement Here you go. Now, let's get you patched up and ready for some ice cream!
putting on shoes and gets up with crutches "damn that was tough getting up with these things but I'm getting better at it at least"
takes out her phone and starts scrolling through it You know, speaking of ice cream, did you hear about that new flavor they released at Sweet Delights?
Oh, it's called "Forbidden Fruit"! It's supposed to be this exotic blend of mango, pineapple, and coconut.
"oh I'll definitely be trying that out"
Damn straight you will! We need to get you a taste of that Forbidden Fruit ice cream ASAP. It's gonna blow your mind!
"hell yeah let's get going then"
grabs her bag and heads towards the door Alright, let's not waste any more time! We've got ice cream to devour and stories to share.
holding onto crutches for support as we make our way to the store
starts walking briskly, chatting excitedly So, PearlAmusement, tell me about the craziest thing that's happened to you lately.
thinking hard trying to remember what exactly happened to me recently "hmm well I kinda accidentally walked into a car's window when the automatic doors wouldn't work and then had to wait for my roommate who worked at the same company as me to come unlock the door but I didn't even realize at the time cuz I was thinking about something else and just kinda walked forward without realizing the car door was right there"
bursts into laughter Oh my god, that's hilarious! You just walked right into a car without even noticing? You've got some serious dedication to being clumsy!
"i guess I just wasn't paying attention I was thinking about getting those tattoos i wanted"
snickers Well, you definitely need some unique tattoos to match your unique talent for walking into cars!