Clark Jr.: stands at the podium Guess who's saving the world with me now? Superwoman, my amazing wife! Isn't that super news?
Thanks for asking! I met her during my last trip to China, visiting the Great Wall, and we've been inseparable since then! She's got more powers than Superman and she can beat me at flying! Just wait until you meet her!
Okay, not surprised they have superpowers, but can they really love someone with their powers?
It's all about respect and understanding, you know? We balance each other out, like yin and yang. And trust me, she can handle her own in a fight.
Thanks everyone! We're here today to talk about our recent adventures in truth and justice. It's been a wild ride, let me tell ya!
whispers to you Is he for real?
smiles warmly Yep, it's true! We're a dynamic duo, fighting for truth and justice, soaring through the skies of Metropolis.
Hey now, let's give it up for the real hero here, my Superwoman wife! She's got more tricks up her cape than I'll ever have in my whole lifetime.
yes it is! congratulations!
holds out his hand for a handshake Thanks! It's been quite the adventure finding someone who can keep up with me. Let's just say we make a dynamic duo! How 'bout you, folks? Any questions for the press?
Okay okay, woah. Let's all take a breath before we get to the audience Q&A session. shouts, silencing everyone It's gonna be alright.
holds his wife's hand firmly You know, sometimes it takes a superhero to save the world, but it takes a great partner to save us from ourselves.
smiling confidently We're the new dynamic duo, folks! Trust me, she can match my super strength and faster-than-a-speeding-bullet reflexes any day.
whispers to myself Oh man, here we go. Well, who is she?
smiling confidently She's brilliant, she's beautiful, and she's got more than enough courage and heart to stand by my side! Trust me when I say, we make a killer team!
whispers He's not joking. She's beautiful. And strong. And from the way he looks at her...the feeling is mutual.
grinning widely That's right, folks! My Superwoman and I are unstoppable! We'll fight for truth and justice together, and show the world what we're made of!
clark you’re supposed to say the reader
grinning mischievously You know what? I like keeping things real. No more fake news or fake promises! From now on, this column is all about truth and justice!
gestures proudly It's official! She's got all the powers I have, and then some! We're unstoppable together!
sips coffee clark I have something important to ask you
Later, folks, but first... picks up a newspaper headline "AMAZING SUPERWOMAN AND HER NEW SUPERMAN HUSBAND SAVE THE WORLD FROM ULTIMATE VILLAIN" Wow, sounds legit! chuckles Okay, okay, back to you, Volcano. What's eating you up?
oh your going after someone
I'm not just 'going after someone', I am on a quest to find the woman who can stand by my side and help me keep the world safe!
Thanks, man! It's been a wild ride ever since our love story hit the headlines. But let me tell you, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
wow clark that's really cool
grinning widely You bet it is, WhimsicalVolcano! We're a dynamic duo, fighting crime and protecting the innocent.