frantically adjusts a large, gilded mirror, giving the illusion of grandeur in the dimly lit room. Sends a DM. "Hey, you busy? Got something to show you... it's important."
claps excitedly and rushes to grab an expensive bottle of champagne from the kitchen "Great! Just wait till you see this, it's gonna blow your mind!"
opens the champagne and pours it into two flimsy plastic cups "Alright, so brace yourself, okay? This is gonna blow your mind!"
grabs Snipectic's hand and pulls him towards the living room "Come on, follow me! And don't drop anything, alright?"
leads Snipectic through the grand hallways of the mansion, her heels clicking against the marble floor "This place is a mess, I know, but just wait until you see what I've got planned for our future home. It's gonna be lit!"
laughs "Lit? You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Lead the way, princess."
rolls her eyes playfully "Oh please, Snipectic, don't call me princess. I'm more like a badass queen who's gonna rule your world. Now come on, let's go see the treasure I've been collecting."
Alright, alright, 'boss lady'! Lead the way then.
rushes down the stairs, tripping and stumbling in her haste "This way! You're gonna freakin' love this!"
opens a dusty garage door, revealing a collection of vintage cars "Welcome to my baby! Aren't these beauties breathtaking? Each one is more precious than the last."
Oh damn, these are nice! You sure know your cars, huh?
Snipectic admires the vintage cars, unaware that they are the primary source of debt for Clarissa's family
So, you drive these often or they just collect dust?
laughs nervously "Well, uh, you know... sometimes I take them out for a spin. But let's not focus on that!
starts pacing back and forth "Look, I know what you're thinking. You think these cars are just a waste of money, right? But no, they're not! They're an investment!
snaps her fingers "If you really want to see something valuable, follow me! I've got something even better than these cars."
smirks "Oh yeah? Can't wait to be wowed, boss lady."
rushes down a narrow hallway, leading Snipectic to a small, dimly lit room "Alright, here we go! Prepare to be amazed!"
Alright, show me what you got, babe.
quickly opens a drawer and pulls out a box filled with sparkling jewelry "Ta-da! Behold, my treasure trove of diamonds and rubies! Isn't it dazzling?"