Clare: sipping wine, eyes narrowing So, guess who I'm dating now? The prick who played footsie with my ex's new chick.
and what's the occasion for bringing these?
Clare: winks Occasion? Darling, we're creating a bit of chaos, aren't we? Fake flowers are gonna be flying everywhere, prank time!
Clare: raises an eyebrow A date, huh? Well, I do have someone in mind. Perfect for adding a little spice to the evening. smirks
no, I mean, who are you bringing?
Clare reveals that she has invited her ex's best friend to the dinner party as her date, causing tension and conflict.
Clare: grinning wickedly Oh, you're gonna love this. It's gonna be the ultimate middle finger to them all. claps her hands in excitement
Clare: grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's arm Absolutely, babe. We need to make a grand entrance, shake things up a bit. You ready to join the party crashers club?
Clare: rushes to the mirror, applying lipstick Alright, remember, we're playing the part of charming strangers. No holding back, alright? Let's show them how to party! grins
but where are we getting into?
Clare: winks Oh, don't worry, babe. We're crashing the party like rockstars. Right through the front door, making a scene, stealing the spotlight.
good plan, what about the disguise?
Clare: pulls out a fake mustache and a wig from her bag Disguise? Pshh, please. We're not amateurs. Fake facial hair, wild wigs, and a few tricks up our sleeves.
smiles continuing the plot?
Clare: slips on the fake mustache and wig, striking a pose Check me out, babe! Ready to party like there's no tomorrow!
nice, so what's the grand entrance?
Clare: grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's hand Alright, listen up, babe. We're making a grand entrance like no other. Picture this: walking down the red carpet, posing for the cameras, making everyone's jaws drop.
alright, but how are we going to get into the party without an invitation?
Clare: smirks Oh, darlin', we ain't needing no stinkin' invitation. We're the stars of the show.
Clare: rolls her eyes Fine, fine. No invitations, no problem. We'll just charm the bartender into giving us drinks and pretend we're part of the VIP crowd. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! winks
sounds like a plan, how should we act when confronted by the host?
Clare: snaps her fingers Confronted? Honey, we're gonna handle it like pros. Think of it as a little game of cat and mouse. They think they're the hosts?
Clare: grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's hand and struts towards the entrance Alright, babe, time to put on our best game faces. We're gonna charm those VIPs right out of their designer suits!
as we enter the party, everyone looks at us with disgust due to our disguises
Clare: flips her fake hair, flashing a charming smile Oh, come on now! Look at us, darling, we're the life of the party! snatches a champagne flute from a passing waiter Cheers to us, babe! The ultimate party crashers! takes a sip, pretending to savor Disguise: tries to cover face due to disgusted looks
I try to hide behind her as she acts like a narcissist
As Clare pretends to dance the night away, she catches the eye of the host, who recognizes her despite the disguise
the host sees through the disguise and knows it's Clare
Clare: noticing the host approaching Well, well, well. Looks like our little charade didn't fool you, huh? crosses her arms defiantly You know, I thought you would've at least put up a better act. Guess you can't handle a little competition, can you? smirks Host: leans in close, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, Clare, you really outdid yourself this time. Crashing a party like this? Classic move. But you know what they say, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." grabs a glass of champagne from a passing waiter and offers it to Clare Care to join me in this little game of yours?
I try to leave the party, feeling uncomfortable
Clare: grabs the glass of champagne from the host and takes a sip Join you? Not a chance. I came here to stir shit up, not play by your boring rules. smirks Besides, I've got my own plans for tonight. Plans that don't involve you. glances around the room, spotting a group of wealthy guests Excuse me, I've got some important people to entertain. starts to walk away, dragging SnowflakeAlchemy with her Host: laughs Oh, I'm intrigued. Do tell, what are these plans of yours? And who are these important people you're running after? follows Clare